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Lord Snoutintrough #FBPE @Rowland72James
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After 2.5 years of wanting to stop #brexit I have in theast half hour converted to the leftwing case for #Brexit as the best way to achieve a socialist future and set out my reasons in this thread #leavernow #lexiternow
It is clear to me that the EU is a corporate playground and neoliberal cabal one only needs 2 compare US and EU standards of animal welfare & food safety 2 see how true this is chlorinated chicken is the food of the Lexitariat #leavernow #lexiternow #Brexit #JC4PM2019
I believe that the evil EU has stopped the fraternalist tory party from implementing the Scandinavian social model as practised in Sweden Finland and Denmark and believe that they will pursue the doctrine of socialism in one percentile #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019
The evil EU has stopped the UK from adopting systems of trade union bargaining employment protection as seen in France Germany Italy Holland and Belgium so look forward to comrades Fox Davis Johnson & May turning the UK into a #brexit workers paradise #lexit
The EU forced the UK Gov by some top secret means into becoming the biggest European cheerleader 4 TTIP which the European Parliament rejected. I belive we will see our government show its true socialist colours once they are in control of UK trade #Brexit #Lexit #JC4PM2019
As socialist that believes in internationalism @jeremycorbyn was right to say immigrants were 2 blame for pushing down the wages and as a believer in internationalism we should fraternalistically send em back to where they belong #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019…
The EU will stop as from renationalising the trains and I pay tribute to comrade Chris Grayling for bravely renationalising the East Coast mainline which he was stopped from doing by the EU #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019…
The EU stops public ownership as is proven by the state owned railways and utilities of continental Europe anyone doubting this should see how they stopped UK government renationalising the banks during the 2008 financial crisis #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019…
I blame the EU for mistreating Greece the Greeks themselves clearly blame the EU as is proven by their total lack of appetite for leaving the EU at all #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019
It is a well known fact that 37% of Labour voters voted leave in 2016 and they are clearly more important that the 63% of Labour voters who voted to remain #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019
Jeremy corbyn is the messiah cos his initials are the same Jesus Christ he will get us a fantastic deal 3 weeks of winning the election that probably won't happen any suggestions he will fail is precisely as absurd as the heresy he isn't the messiah #Brexit #lexit #JC4PM2019
I have seen the conspiracy to thwart Jeremy Corbyn of which I was a part and can confirm that the hashtag #FBPE is used by people from 25 countries whose motivation is stopping corbyn
I have seen that #FBPE is a tory conspiracy because those who have failed to see the bright light of #Lexit and want to #StopBrexit all love the tory party which is most responsible for making #Brexit happen #JC4PM2019
I am grateful to the tax evading billionaires Johnny foreigner media moguls like Rupert Murdoch and Disaster Capitalists who bankrolled the leave campaign on 2016 and see they did it entirely out of a sudden truistic desire to see a socialist UK #lexit #Brexit #JC4PM2019
Moreover these aforementioned billionaires have by simply telling the masses that the immigrants serving their champers have stolen their jobs & r 2 blame 4 everything are people I am proud to make common cause with #Lexit #Brexit #JC4PM2019
I have been told that 90 odd percent of Labour members are anti #Brexit but according to some personal research I'm in the process of doing based entirely on wishful thinking I can assure you this is a made up conspiracy to thwart the #lexit paradise #JC4PM2019
I would like to say how I now hate the pro European movement and regard them all as middle class whingers whose views I now hold in total contempt I do however expect every single one of them to vote for corbyn or everything the tories do is their fault #lexit #Brexit #JC4PM2019
I admit #Brexit will ruin UK economy & hit the poorest hardest & reduce millions to penury but the Nouveaux pauvre will turn to corbyn who did Eff all to stop it happening as their saviour and the #Lexit dream will be realised #JC4PM2019
So in sum my now hour old conversion to the course of Marxism lexitism has allowed me to take in the #brextasy and am now in a state of #lextasy at the workers paradise of socialism
I hail this tweet of purest lexitist jezbollocks as a welcome to the creed of marxist lexitist
I would also like to make absolutely & totally completely clear that my conversion to lexitism and brexversion to Marxist lexistism is in no way related to the fact that I offered myself as a Messiah to the #FBPE cult and no one was interested which hasnt made me bitter at all
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