Backstory: I don't know if this is the consequence of a lifetime of agronomy + food safety = my entire professional life is poop, or what
People are dropping deuces at their desk, in waiting rooms, on the bus
AND EVERYBODY LOVES IT
while a growing crowd follows you around yelling about how wanting privacy when you go to the bathroom is socially deviant & bad.
but at the same time, it's objectively bad hygiene to roll through life w your ass out at all times, and NOBODY CARES
I feel…seen? and/or personally attacked