Some helos fly over his house. Sure as the sun rises, I get a phone call. 1/
Me: probably training
F: (voice rising) 7 at once!? That's too many for just training!
[Editor's note: he's a construction supervisor knows precisely zero about military helo training. Nor do I. But more than him]
F: WHAT'S AN MTR!
M: Military training route. Airspace marked by the FAA for the military to fly through.
F: Oh God there's more of them, WHAT. ARE. THEY. DOING?
M: Just googled you. You're smack under an MTR.
F: THAT'S NOT IT.
F: Who put that out? The Government!?
M: Well yeah... the FAA.
F: And you believe it?
F: Screw off. You're one of [string of expletives about DC people]
M: K man, hope you're doing well. Loved the Xmas card
He doesn't have a Twitter account. But there are millions of people *exactly like him that do*
Anyway folks, it's a long way of saying that's why I don't read the replies.