We need to talk about Poopsie Slime Surprise.
And then we'll discuss.
Elementary school kids now, as they perhaps have always been, are way into slime. They love slime. They wanna make it, buy it, manufacture it in a lab, push it through fence slats to other countries, it's like BREAKING BAD for slime these days.
Poopsie Slime Surprise
Which brings up so, so, so many questions.
don't eat your toys, christ
what's the scoop?
you can make magic unicorn poop."
again, I have questions
well no you fucking can't, pretty sure only unicorns can do that, that's just unicorn biology, you savages, THAT'S WHY IT'S POOP
which poop will you make?"
well hopefully not the blood colored one, jeez
okay toy you're just gilding the lily now, it's already FECES FROM A MYTHICAL BEING, how rare can you get
also I know you're just trying to force my kid into a YouTube unboxing collector mindframe yOU BASTARDS
BECAUSE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
fresh poop is arguably the worst poop, thanks for coming to my TED talk
I won't even include the image here you can just go look for yourselves if you really wanna see it