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Tories solve money-laundering problem by not investigating money laundering...
Tories solve climate-change problem by accepting donations from fossil-fuel bosses...
Tories solve social problems by cutting local-council funding...
Tories solve the Russia problem by accepting donations from Russians...
Tories solve the #NHS problem by suggesting we flog it to the US...
Tories solve the xenophobia problem by suppressing reports that show benefits of immigration...
Tories solve serious-fraud problem by suggesting we scrap Serious Fraud Office...
Tories solve the confusion around UK Sovereignty by lying about it...
Tories solve fire-safety problem by scrapping fire-safety regs...
Tories solve problem of UK--EU relations by calling the EU a "Nazi Superstate" that should be "wholly torn down"...
Tories solve hate-speech problem by making it normal...
Tories solve UK diplomacy problems by scrapping diplomats...
Tories solve crime problem by cutting Police numbers...
Tories solve inequality problems by banning visas for foreign #NHS workers & giving them to Russian oligarchs instead...
Tories solve Syria crisis by praising Assad...
Tories solve Russian invasion of Ukraine by blaming the EU...
Tories solve the #Brexit problem by lying...
Tories solve human-rights abuses by scrapping human rights...
Tories solve the refugee crisis by banning refugees...
Tories solve national-security problem by scrapping spies...
Tories solve tax-avoidance problem by blocking EU plans to tackle tax-avoidance...
Tories solve the #Brexit problem by getting Yanks to fund it & the British people to pay for it...
Tories solve the Russian-meddling problem by accepting donations from Russians...
Tories solve #NHS-waiting-time problems by refusing to treat people...
Tories solve the divisive-rhetoric problem by declaring everyone an "enemy"...
Tories solve UK's education problem by calling experts "Nazis"...
Tories solve identity-politics problem by calling voters "Citizens of Nowhere"...
Tories solve money-laundering problem by not investigating money laundering...
Tories heal #Brexit divisions by calling voters "traitors"...
Tories solve Irish Border problem by claiming Ireland is really England...
Tories allay concerns of British businesses by calling CBI "Nazis"...
Tories solve online-abuse problem by starting their own troll farm...
Tories solve labour-shortage problem by suggesting kids & OAPs pick fruit...
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