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I love #Trump!

Say you've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, & your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody
can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has
a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!

You want your problem fixed!
He's the guy.
He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump.

Yes he's a bit of a jerk; yes he's an egomaniac; but we don't care.
The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans & Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.

We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions,
we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.

This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded
by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, & Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED ".
And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.
We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, not a cowardly
politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved. And the more people read this, the more that will understand why Trump was elected.

The raccoons have got to go!

#BuildTheWall
#DrainTheSwamp
#WalkAway
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