What if I stole that idea completely
https://twitter.com/cmllrbn/status/1081766496928448512
This is it for 10-07/01/2019 because I just decided on this resolution 
07-10/01/2018
11/01/2019
12/01/2019
13/01/2018
14/01/2019. Thanks to @Lighthousebks for being amazing
15/01/2019
16/10/2019
17/01/2019
18/01/2019
19/01/2019 yeah I'm not on holiday any more
20/01/2019 I have just realised that this challenge means I have to visit twitter.com every day for a year yikes
21/01/2019
22/01/2019
23/01/2019 I'm Moomin shaped
24/01/2019
BREAD STEPS:
1. littel boy
2. BOMF
3. Knead, BOMF, Mutilate & bake (not shown)
5. he Crispë
BREAD STEPS:
1. littel boy
2. BOMF
3. Knead, BOMF, Mutilate & bake (not shown)
5. he Crispë
the thread was untied
https://twitter.com/s0larpunk/status/1085155872215584768?s=19
25/01/2019 nothin' like lesbianism and parlour games
26/01/2019
27/01/2019 [to the tune of 'In My Secret Life' by Leonard Cohen] I've a secret plant
28/01/2019 John Green is a coward because pic 1 is the coolest thing I've ever read
29/01/2019 Books and Bread and Brigid👌
30/01/2019
31/01/2019 I am a beautiful and competent young woman who definitely didn't get a comb stuck in her hair for 10 minutes this morning
01/02/2019
02/02/2019 full of grief is full of love
(NSFW text in pic 2)
(NSFW text in pic 2)
03/02/2019
04/02/2019 there are good mugs in this world and also Rathmines High Street
05/02/2019 my phone was in the shop but I'm BACK
06/02/2019 be nice to your printers we all have off days.
07/02/2019 I have been told that I make some of the best pizza sauce in the world. My other achievement is being proud of my friends.
08/02/2019 I!! MADE!! SUSHI!!!! @BrightWritings is a great teacher! The world is abundant!
09/02/2019 friends, drinks, and shinies
11/02/2019 I have had this tiny whisk for less than a day but if anything happened to it I would kill everyone in this room.
12/02/2019 pros and cons of lipstick
13/02/2019 doughnuts? Queered.
14/02/2019 happy valentine's to the ladies and gays, the mood for today is: blurry femme
15/02/2019 Steven Universe is a good show
16/02/2019 may big tea bless you and keep you in a time of ***** ******* and climate change
17/02/2019 you know, fashion.
18/02/2019 yo I'm in tk maxx do you want a uhhhh statue of a rabbit orgy or anything?
19/02/2019 Machiavelli says separate church and state.
20/02/2019 smoking is unsexy and bad for you
21/02/2019 spring is here but summer better back the fuck off
22/02/2019 People be like "it's not life or death" even tho everything is life or death all the time? You're either alive or you're dead.
23/02/2019 plaited some hair. Witnessed a box of truth.
24/02/2019 Anything else I did today is irrelevant next to the exquisite beauty of the humble flower arrangement I put together
25/02/2019 a grand aul day for cats
26/02/2019 y'ever had a uhhhh human brain?
Thank god for magpies.
Thank god for magpies.
27/02/2019 very goth, for a given value of goth
28/02/2019 not to sound like a broken record, but you're okay. I'm okay. This world is enough. I saw a sticker that said blowjob.
01/03/2019 what, you egg?
02/03/2019 and you have my wig
Seriously. @philosapphique @absolutetrashxo @alice_nuala please one of ye put it somewhere safe thank u xo
Seriously. @philosapphique @absolutetrashxo @alice_nuala please one of ye put it somewhere safe thank u xo
04/02/2019 ahh, an bhricfeasta Meiriceánach, le bhláthanna traidisiúnta mar Cranberry Syrup
Ahh, the American breakfast, with traditional flavours like Cranberry Syrup
#SnaG19 #SnaG2019
Ahh, the American breakfast, with traditional flavours like Cranberry Syrup
#SnaG19 #SnaG2019
05/03/2019 is í "ná bí buartha!" an ghaeilge ar "have no fear!"
Is í "mo cupán sin é" ghaeilge ar "my mug this is"
And some things just can't be translated.
#SnaG19 #Snag
Is í "mo cupán sin é" ghaeilge ar "my mug this is"
And some things just can't be translated.
#SnaG19 #Snag
07/03/2019 I'm scared to ask how the Owls play into it :-)
08/03/2019
lá idirnáisiúnta na mban sona daoibh!!!!!!
I saw,,, the GRUMPIEST bird
lá idirnáisiúnta na mban sona daoibh!!!!!!
I saw,,, the GRUMPIEST bird
09/03/2019 thanks for the rec @wanderblues
10/03/2019 a day contains
11/03/2019 Listen, Marxist! I have measured out my life with coffee spoons!
12/03/2019
And I question the outcome of the outpouring of myself,
If I tell everyone my stories will this keep me healthy and well?
Will it give me purpose, do this world some sort of service?
Is it worth it? How can I tell?
- Tanya Davis
And I question the outcome of the outpouring of myself,
If I tell everyone my stories will this keep me healthy and well?
Will it give me purpose, do this world some sort of service?
Is it worth it? How can I tell?
- Tanya Davis
13/03/2019 Housewives in bathrobes love Mary Oliver
15/03/2019 today, despite living in our so called "enlightened age," a Protestant had the unmitigated gall to tell me 15 is too many children.
15/03/2019 Full LGBT equality has been achieved by means of lesbian wedding drama on Coronation Street
16/03/2019 welcome to the countryside...we got trees and rain . Also got some other things. Mostly trees and rain.
17/03/2019
🎼🎶 small art, and love, a pantry,
Their trudging spirits knew.
Yes it's spuds we fight for,
But I want an orchard too. 🎶
🎼🎶 small art, and love, a pantry,
Their trudging spirits knew.
Yes it's spuds we fight for,
But I want an orchard too. 🎶
18/03/2019 small things, great love, you know the drill.
19/03/2019 so what I have a Podcast?? So what I do yoga?! The most important thing is that I'm ALWAYS -
20/03/2019 pints and crafts and points and crafts and pints and crafts and pints and crafts!!!!!
21/03/2019 in a nightmare, someone made me a latte using buttermilk.
22/03/2019 late to bed and early to rise makes eefa do a squinty thing with her eyes
23/03/2019 I've got baby cousins serving 90s looks and not knowing that they're 90s. Dia Lupa did this.
24/03/2019 hark now hear the angels sing, @cliocat_xx born today
25/03/2019 writing's on the wall
26/03/2019 Mr and Mrs Burrito Dublin
27/03/2019 might fuck about and become a pigeon farmer with a dovecote that can hold as many as 1500 nests.
28/03/2019 Anything cooler and sexier than a woman who looks haunted as all hell and moves in an unsettling alien manner? No.
29/03/2019 that Friday Brainless Feeling!!
31/03/2019 Mothering Sunday falling on Trans Visibility Day is a great reminder that I'll fight your ma in a car park for parental rights if she's transphobic.
01/04/2019 [daft punk voice] make it, work it, do it, crochet
02/04/2019 my beloved has left me,,, for the woods, I've been abandoned, neglected, left bereft,,,, with only my podcast empire to comfort me.....but I am stoic. I will struggle on.
03/04/2019 blessings of the day include chocolate, birds, wine, and Instagram
04/04/2019 mind your own meat sweats and life will be gravy
05/04/2019 the lesbian meme pages of Instagram alone understand me
05/04/2019 no better evening than good friends, cheap cocktails, and #OurPlanet
(The plastic straw is reusable don't @ me)
(The plastic straw is reusable don't @ me)
07/04/2019 the rest of my day was quite easy/I did all the jobs on my list/enjoyed them, and had some time over./I love you. I'm glad I exist.
08/04/2019 I may look like I manage a gallery in Soho, but worry not. I am a normal person just like you. Staplers and all.
09/04/2019 I read a book. I'm literate.
10/04/2019 nach sin é an streachailt i gcónaí?
11/04/2019 good news I found out where sceptres come from
12/04/2019 extensive vampire wife material on display in the Crawford gallery
(Yes we went two days in a row. Im gay. This is how it works.)
(Yes we went two days in a row. Im gay. This is how it works.)
13/04/2019 defenders of anarchy
14/04/2019 great one of me der in pic #3 x
15/04/2019 [artsy shit head voice] maybe life is about knowing what makes you monstrous and embracing it ...maybe life is about being really fucking extra when it comes to board games.
16/04/2019 everything jelly: it tastes like lychee.
17/04/2019 [vegan John Darnielle voice] The ultimate bean boy who wastes all the other bean boys and eats their beans
18/04/2019 Love? Friendship? Vampires? Wine? Pizza? Orange juice? Love? Love? Love?
19/04/2019
I mean, I said to myself, the world was small then.
Surely a great city must have been missed?
I miss our old city —
white pepper, white pudding, you and I meeting
under fanlights and low skies to go home in it.
- Eavan Boland
I mean, I said to myself, the world was small then.
Surely a great city must have been missed?
I miss our old city —
white pepper, white pudding, you and I meeting
under fanlights and low skies to go home in it.
- Eavan Boland
20/04/2019 How badly do u think you have to misuse gym equipment before the ppl wot work there feel they have a moral obligation to intervene?
21/04/2019 Becoming a Supple Leopard: the Easter Tale
22/04/2019 we've all seen some things
23/04/2019 the agricultural revolution may have been a mistake?
24/04/2019 hate silverfish love hummus
25/04/2019 🎶 pigeons and rainfall and friends who read tarot 🎶
26/04/2019 Anne can Hath a way with me whenever she wants
27/04/2019 You either die cool and punk or live long enough to consider ironing your shirt collars....
28/04/2019 @Aqua_Dan1 getting some top tips
2019/04/2019 Fargo (1996) is a feminist text, my friend, and a fun evening.
30/04/2019 My life is good but contains substantial challenges.
01/05/2019 someday we won't remember this.
Happy International Worker's Day ✨🍞🌹🍞✨
Happy International Worker's Day ✨🍞🌹🍞✨
02/05/19 the person who stuck this sticker on the post box & the person who wrote this book about bumblebees and invasive species in the Antipodes: go get some coffee together. I think there's a spark.
03/05/2019 y'all remember Letterland? The Kissing Cousins were just there and we all accepted it?!
04/05/2019 art school does things to a person
05/05/2019 tortilla chips, they tell you: just be chill
06/05/2019
SO ............WATSON WAS LIKE "He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them."
AND SHERLOCK WAS LIKE "I never get your limits, Watson. There are unexplored possibilities about you"
They are IN LOVe❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
SO ............WATSON WAS LIKE "He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them."
AND SHERLOCK WAS LIKE "I never get your limits, Watson. There are unexplored possibilities about you"
They are IN LOVe❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
07/05/2019
Description: Inconvenience
Quantity: 1.000
Description: Inconvenience
Quantity: 1.000
08/05/2019
•Killing Eve is a good show.
•My friends are good friends
•Hazelnut coffee is good coffee.
•Good Will Hunting isn't like, a GOOD movie,
•Killing Eve is a good show.
•My friends are good friends
•Hazelnut coffee is good coffee.
•Good Will Hunting isn't like, a GOOD movie,
09/05/2019 Highly recommend the lunchtime bento in yamamori on George's Street! Highly do not recommend complicated immediate family dynamics or a taste for gold jewellery!
10/05/2019 I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm the pope only younger,
11/05/2019 ! whiteboard table !! Fun with friends! Inhabiting the unbridgeable gap between my internal landscape and and the world around! Is my knee a weird shape?
12/05/2019 ah to lounge in the sun and see a weird bird
13/05/2019 I make an iced coffee! Drink it! Listen to ABBA on the bus! Wear a frock! Read a beautiful book in the sunshine! I come home as the peace of the evening now dropping towards dusk! Summer summer summer summer summer summer 🌻🌻🌻
14/05/2019 Let's move to the continent for our health when we're 70 if climate change leaves that still a good option ✨🌻✨
15/05/2019 I am a lesbian but today, today I saw my dream man...
16/05/2019 sleepy .....sleeby......sleebp
17/05/2019 yes I'm an artist,,, yes I eat brunch ......we exist.....
18/05/2019 🌻💕😃🧀💜🦈🎧🌧️🌹😄
19/05/2019 want a gin basil smash?
20/05/2019 tryna think of a joke about elf lubricants .... But it's tough to get a grip on it....
21/05/2019 THERE WAS A FOX ON THE WALL??? A FOX ON THE WALL!! IN THE GARDEN! ON THE GARDEN WALL!
22/05/2019 cat person, dog person, book person, pesto person.
23/05/2019 Lana del Rey was right when she said "summertime salads"
24/05/2019 love is stored in the maternal lineage
25/05/2019 truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg.
26/05/2019 does the average man care about my opinions on Stephenie Meyer?
27/05/2019 do YOU know your top three Brits?
28/05/2019 Dedicate yourself thoroughly to one task at a time. Multitasking is a myth. I love you.
29/05/2019 someone please stop me from paying €3.50 for a coffee I don't want just so I can go back to KC peaches tomorrow 2 find out if those plants are doing any better
30/05/2019 The only thing?
So is this perfume actually meant to be a shoddy pun on 'arsehole'? If not, why would you name a perfume after mud? If so, why ...just. why?
01/06/2019 girls don't like boys, girls like cats at parties
02/06/2019 life is about four things ..... love, friends, bralettes, and glitter
03/06/2019 a proliferation of dyke DVDs and other reasons to be proud this month
04/06/2019 feeling energy sleep? Thinking interest? Value aches? Life.
05/06/2019 look at this fucking salad. Pomegranate. Edamame beans. Spanch, cucumber, a light soy and sesame dressing. I'm an artist. I'm a goddamn force of nature.
Things are good.
Things are good.
06/06/2019 pride month moods: waking up in the dead of night to scrawl protest chants on your arm, reading a really fucking amazing book about an anxious queer woman, and getting so caught up in gay sparkle dancing that you forget that you're meant to post on twitter every day
07/06/2019 today I learned about the ways in which Twilight is influenced by Mormon theology, also uhhhhhhhhh bread good 💅
08/06/2019 another year another failure to befriend a harpist
09/06/2019 the homophobia of me having a mild head cold during pride month.
10/06/2019
I Like Picture Of The Sky
No Gardaí At Dublin Pride
I Like Picture Of The Sky
No Gardaí At Dublin Pride
11/06/2019 everyone is equally amazing... except queer people, who are better lbr.
12/06/2019 homophobes may break my bones but a minor disagreement with a fellow queer person about LGBTQ issues will make me journal like three pages to "process"
12/06/2019 boys in the band ordered moss bike
13/06/2019 it is possible to spell one's own name wrong sober
14/06/2019 when Van Gogh said what he said about light ....when Taylor Swift said what she said about dancing as ritual ....
15/06/2019
Well. You know. art, light, love, family, humour, joy, connection, friendship, heartache, museli bars, that kind of thing.
Well. You know. art, light, love, family, humour, joy, connection, friendship, heartache, museli bars, that kind of thing.
17/06/2019
I'm, I'm tattooed? I'm have. Tattoo. Tattoo. tattooed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm, I'm tattooed? I'm have. Tattoo. Tattoo. tattooed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18/06/2019 a wave of emotion so powerful you rename a group chat about it
19/06/2019 Wikipedia is of low visual interest but at least there are people currently fighting over the kingdom of Leitrim/Cavan , in 2019 AD.
20/06/2019 games with friends
21/06/2019 it's solstice night, it's six months since, the year tips towards a new precipice ...
22/06/2019 seize the means of production=hug your friends who make you brownies
23/06/2019 LOVE DARES YOU TO CARE FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THE NIGHT
AND LOVE DARES YOU TO CHANGE OUR WAY OF CARING ABOUT OURSELVES
AND LOVE DARES YOU TO CHANGE OUR WAY OF CARING ABOUT OURSELVES
24/06/2019 VITAL INFORMATION. The best Chinese food in Dublin is to be found @ M & L, 13/14 Cathedral St, North City, Dublin City, Co. Dublin, D01 K8K3
25/06/2019 the defence forces have been trying to recruit me using Instagram posts about sporty lesbians which is REALLY not fair play.
26/06/2019 happy birthday to my dear friend @epic_ciara who doesn't like cake
27/06/2019 today i was told I was dressed like a Spanish widow. Happy birthday to my dear friend @philosapphique who may like cake? Definitely loves iced coffee.
I love my city!!! NO COPS AT PRIDE!!!!
I love my city!!! NO COPS AT PRIDE!!!!
28/06/2019 happy birthday to yet ANOTHER dear friend @minimazey . People need to stop fucking in October.
29/06/2019 so gay even my sunburn is a pink triangle
30/06/2019 Reading Sappho in a sunny, peaceful courtyard, drinking a mocktail, watching the bees hum around the lavender. I cannot adequately communicate just how good the post Pride vibes are.
01/07/2019 Flicker (2017) Niall Horan. Midnight Memories (2013) One Direction. Made in the A.M. (2015) One Direction. Four (2014) One Direction
02/07/2019 honestly a great day flavour wise
03/07/2019 my famous "Am I Allergic To Banana? Nut Muffins"
04/07/2019 this one is for the rats that hurled themselves into the ocean when they heard that the explosives in the cargo hold were just about to go
05/07/2019 "an rud is annamh is iontach" - people who make cronuts apparently.
06/07/2019 self care is when ur at a family party and someone trys to argue that climate change isn't real so u just fucking leave
07/07/2019 Damn, you guys remember art? Making art for arts sake? It's fun
08/07/2019 I love a mocktail. I love to put some goddamn leaves in a juice and drink them!!!!!
the damage RIVERDALE has done to the LESBIAN COMMUNITY on this day is INCALCULABLE
10/07/2019 early to bed late to post Twitter pictures
11/07/2019 Leonard Cohen has no business giving lyrics like "So come, my friends, be not afraid
We are so lightly here
It is in love that we are made
In love we disappear" to a song named "Boogie Street"
We are so lightly here
It is in love that we are made
In love we disappear" to a song named "Boogie Street"
12/07/2019 Friends are good!! Friends are good!!!!!!
13/07/2019 baby, I'm an anarchist!
(Today I learned that people can be allergic to fresh lavender)
(Today I learned that people can be allergic to fresh lavender)
14/07/2019 arranging your earrings while editing your podcast and other femme millennial activities
15/07/2019 dinner and a show!
16/07/2019 I've said it before and I'll say it again: Charles Darwin is my celebrity crush.
17/07/2019 made a friend
18/07/2019 my mic is a hipster now?
19/07/2019 bicycle shorts in Penney's are only €3
20/07/2019 hamantachen! Fuck your shitty triangle hat!
21/07/2019 I love my Podcast listenership, [checks notes] psychics and wannabe authors.
22/07/2019 Harry Styles is an indie band motherdough. He produces them thru budding.
23/07/2019 t'is the season of dumbass looking adolescent corvids hopping about the place pretending to know what they're doing
24/07/2019 non, no sona una bastarda; sono La Bastarda.
25/07/2019 flying things of Italy: scream if you agree.
26/07/2019 gonads retreat: fully into your body
27/07/2019 Mario is there,
28/07/2019 bog mood :-)
29/07/2019 alpine sunburn hours.
30/07/2019 the canals and such
31/07/2019 like yeah I love pigeons but I'm not a fucking pushover either
02/08/2019 it's that time of year again. Eat bread, but watch out.
02/08/2019 I committed myself to an art project which necessitates going on Twitter every day for a year ....why did I commit myself to an art project which necessitates going on Twitter every day for a year
03/08/2019 fambily
04/08/2019 Ollie Purrs, journals, storms, the fact that slug season is not yet upon us,
05/08/2019
06/08/2019
Why do we treat the fleeting day
with so much needless fear and sorrow?
It's in its nature not to stay:
Today is always gone tomorrow.
- Wislawa Szymborska
Why do we treat the fleeting day
with so much needless fear and sorrow?
It's in its nature not to stay:
Today is always gone tomorrow.
- Wislawa Szymborska
07/08/2019 a voice note is worth the number of words that is equal to the number of seconds long it is probably
08/08/2019 exactly 11 years since you-know-what (the Beijing Olympics)
09/08/19 this one restaurant toilet really said monsterfucker rights
10/08/2019 gays just wanna go clubs
11/08/2019 God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Sexy Jeff invents lesbianism. Dykes inherit the earth.
12/09/2019 slamp.
13/08/19 "cow shite" rhymes with "girls' night" for a REASON
14/08/19 the ginger people
15/08/19 I love to be moomin shaped! I love bees! I love my mammy! I love this ugly fucking shirt! Free Palestine!
16/08/2019 triptych
17/08/19 resippy
18/08/19 femme goth season, let's hear it for all the Morticias out there!
19/08/19 it's soup season ladies!!! Let's watch some fuckin Shakespeare 💗
20/08/19 a reference only i will get: the years are going by so fast, anti-colonialist pigeon.
21/08/19 Much Ado About Nothing continues to be 10/10 Oxfordians don't interact
22/08/19 autumn cleaning. Reading the news. Hearing from friends. 75c for a lemon tart. The world is full of wonders.
23/09/2019 shout out to Michelle for buying me food, watching a scary TV show with me, and then leaving me alone in the dark.
24/08/2019 Well what I meant to say was you know I have big dyke energy because I man called me sir even tho I'm wearing a skirt, earrings, and make up
25/08/19 faithful friends who are dear to us, travel near to us.
26/08/2019 nothing I love to see more than a vampire and a werewolf who just fucking hate each other
27/08/2019 bake off you say? Bake off maybe. It was the first of bake off-see.
28/08/2019 today I became aware of Heavy Water and I'm not happy about it.
29/08/2019 vampires!
30/08/2019 with my greatest regrets i once more must admit that in order for me to live a fulfilling life, it may be necessary to occasionally disappoint Ursula Le Guin
31/08/2019 make bread! Love your friends! Fight fascism! Know yourself!
01/09/2019 Tiger is at it again ❕
02/09/2019 Edchup
03/09/2019 I wish to spend more time in the national folklore archives and also watching the Goth Milf on Bake Off
04/09/2019 🌿
05/09/2019 hard to do and hard to be, regardless we will try and see.
06/09/2019 friendship with me be like: oh you're going thru a tough time? There's a Pratchett book for that.
07/09/2019
08/09/2019 Florence and the Machine's....***** ***** ***
09/09/2019 plants: plants.
10/09/2019 focus on the miracle of a plate of sandwiches
11/09/19 I literally only care about the bees who eat dead bodies from here on out
12/09/19 I love: my city, my friends, this weird bowl, Marie Kondo, the giant baby Marie Kondo made, and the ONCOMING OF OCTOBER.
Not a huge fan of how I have bruises from a deep tissue massage.
Not a huge fan of how I have bruises from a deep tissue massage.
13/09/2019 so I forgot a day
14/09/2019 so I forgot two days
15/09/2019 rain! Comfort! Blackberry gin for 4 weeks time!
16/09/2019 we really didn't make enough fun of one direction for singing "her daddy was a dentist, she said I had a dirty mouth." Like bro brush ur teeth.
17/09/2019 the sky!
18/09/2019 world's on fire, how bout yours? Art @BrightWritings
19/09/2019 GARDENING. IS. GOTH.
20/09/19 you're always where you should be and
31/09/2019 that Earth Wind And Fire song is deffo about heading out to Spinsters to experience the Lesbian Community (=my three good friends + one of their fav authors who is also there)
22/09/2019 Happy Faust day to Faust! Happy Faust day to Faust! Happy Faust day to Faust!!!!! Happy Faust day to Faust!
23/09/2019 regardless of whether you work in a for-profit institution or not, rest assured that paper work is the violence inherent in the system.
24/09/2019 I know the pagans are going to go wild for my Three Cheers Risotto
25/09/2019 Terry Pratchett was right
26/09/2019 ya girl grows tired of this project
27/09/2019 a
28/09/2019 if no other joy is possible, stay strong with the knowledge that Sophie and Camille went for a picnic today
29/09/2019 furries in the café, trauma in the TK MAXX, queerbaiting in the Penney's.
30/09/2019
And then the static roared again
Hungry for blood
I heard the rain falling from the rain spout
Down, down into the sweet wet mud
And then the static roared again
Hungry for blood
I heard the rain falling from the rain spout
Down, down into the sweet wet mud
01/10/2019 is blue lipstick ever work appropriate asking for a friend
02/10/2019 light!
03/10/2019 Twitter, I spent the whole day snoozin. Sleepin. Restin. Being unconscious. Being ill, to facilitate that but all the same being ASLEEP. I highly recommend my new cure all: sleeping it off.
04/10/2019 creepy doll room represent
05/10/2019 more community based bedtime story events
06/10/2019 castle dykes walk? Uh yeah I sure hope they do
07/10/2019 I Have Been Awake Since 5am It Is 11pm Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
08/10/2019 " No good vampire fiction. No bad vampire fiction. Only vampire fiction you want, need to be with; vampire fictions who build their houses in your heart." - steven'd kong
09/10/2019 to live a life of lunchtime walks is a blessing which must not be disregarded
10/10/2019
Momentarily thought "why don't they ever have Irish Northern Irish people on GBBO?" However,
1. I envisioned baking in a tent of Brits for 12 weekends in a row and it wud burst a blood vessel in my brain I think
2. it IS called British
3. Commuting I guess
Momentarily thought "why don't they ever have Irish Northern Irish people on GBBO?" However,
1. I envisioned baking in a tent of Brits for 12 weekends in a row and it wud burst a blood vessel in my brain I think
2. it IS called British
3. Commuting I guess
11/10/19 I did some good shit today but I'm most proud of making marmalade entirely by accident.
12/10/19 When Hozier said "when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth" he was talking about taking time sensitive cognitive aptitude tests
14/10/19 treat your skin men hands!
14/10/19 LISTEN TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND THAT'S GREAT BUT ALSO AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MY DOG HAS FÄMTHERED PUPPIES!!!!
15/10/19 imagine if writing was easy
16/10/19 here we are in the future and it's nice
17/10/19 It is impossible for a specialist zooarchaeologist to distinguish between sheep and goat bones!!
18/10/19 I say this, and if I say nothing more, remember that I said this: puby.
19/10/19 no church in the wild, no wifi at my granny's house
20/10/19 one must be acutely aware of the relationship between the moods "tired" and "cranky"
21/10/19 I made a good risotto everyone enjoyed it (not pictured)
22/10/19 every lesbian gets to pick one super power. Mine is that I can dance in a mildly comedic, nerdy looking fashion to ANY SONG
23/10/19 poultry in motion .....
24/10/19 editing podcasts is just ....... Please stop being spiky. Please. Plea ;_____;
25/10/19
The interconnectedness of us all: cool, sexy, communist.
Direct codependency between two people: 🚫👎🙅⛔
The interconnectedness of us all: cool, sexy, communist.
Direct codependency between two people: 🚫👎🙅⛔
26/10/19 make up isn't really for self expression because we live in a society and yes I AM being oppressed because I can't go into work looking like a plague victim on purpose
Saw a jumper that said HENTAI 69. so that wasn't great.
28/10/19 i could not ask for better friends
29/10/2019
the air is crisp,
the night comes swift,
And every dawn my power more,
October! October! October!
the air is crisp,
the night comes swift,
And every dawn my power more,
October! October! October!
30/10/2019 science says: don't play with a ouija board!
Thank you @BrightWritings for shaving a kickass cobweb into my head and @Aqua_Dan1 for destroying the other cobwebs with ur laser sword so there is One Cobweb to Rule Them and in The Darkness Bind Them
Thank you @BrightWritings for shaving a kickass cobweb into my head and @Aqua_Dan1 for destroying the other cobwebs with ur laser sword so there is One Cobweb to Rule Them and in The Darkness Bind Them
31/10/19 lmao please enjoy a story told thru increasingly drunk selfies and nothing else
01/11/2019 Radiant Positive Warm
02/11/19
Me: drawing mushrooms.
A: draw a thicc one.
A: make him sweaty.
Me: drawing mushrooms.
A: draw a thicc one.
A: make him sweaty.
03/11/19 gardening!
04/11/19 my two points are:
1. FUCK the fact that it's dark at 5pm.
2. Séamus Heaney: honorary lesbian.
1. FUCK the fact that it's dark at 5pm.
2. Séamus Heaney: honorary lesbian.
05/11/19 really looking forward to the risible resurgence
06/11/19 take walks! Try new teas! Make new recipes! Plan things with friends! Try new crafts! Find ways to rest and revitalise your spirit on these dark old days xxx
07/11/19 🎨🖌️🤓
08/11/19 I personally wouldn't bring a pink glittery lava lamp to your average deathbed vigil but .... Wait no actually everyone should do this. Let's change our culture!
09/11/19 "kill your darlings" is decent writing advice but "put your darlings in another word doc and tell yourself you'll use them in the sequel" will keep you writing until the end of your natural life
10/11/19 absolutely decimating a block of sheese
11/11/19 in 2050 I will be milf years old
12/11/19 The nature of being a dyke is inherently gender transgressive but my cousins don't know this so they've bought me a cider instead of a Guinness
13/11/19 Rilke was right
14/11/19 clowns exhibit shoaling behaviour, I've been told.
15/11/19 if you're very very very very very very sad, I can recommend doing a little dance and watching a bad 80s movie.
16/11/19 my love for my friends is breadthless and depthless. The thought crimes they spawn are without compare.
17/11/19 there are some. Bad Christmas jumpers in this world.
18/11/19 mind like a sparrow
19/11/19 If i could trap a day like this in amber. If i could catch it in a crystal that light shines through..... Fuck like lighting shit like thunder.
20/11/19 don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light
21/11/19 I have an undead pig corpse friend. Yay blades.
22/11/19 I am, diseased
23/11/19 today we are microdosing with consciousness.
24/11/19 nsfw text on a few levels there now. The only other pictures I took today were of spiders so.
25/11/19 one month til Christmas! And then six more days I have to continue this atrocious project!
26/11/19 of love and friends and playing MCR very loudly at work
27/11/19 Must a movie be "good" isn't it enough to see Elton John roundhouse kick a man in the face
28/11/19 i looooooooooooove to make potions and to make bread and to read and to think and to learn and to live!
29/11/19 I got up at 6:30 to make bread and still went to a concert in the evening I'm. Indomitable.
30/11/19 anything sexier than honesty? Honesty and compassion and bread? And sustainable farming? And supportive friendships? And collective political action? And communities? And bread?
01/12/19 MOOMINS.
02/12/19
Out Of The Night That Covers Me,
Black As The Pit From Pole To Pole,
I Thank Whatever Gods May Be,
etc etc etc.
Out Of The Night That Covers Me,
Black As The Pit From Pole To Pole,
I Thank Whatever Gods May Be,
etc etc etc.
03/12/19 but the light in the morning will be amazing
04/12/19 Games Night™, with notable games such as, Write on Table, Name That Baby!, A D8 for the Str8 M8,
05/12/19 I. Was. WOOED.
06/12/19 gay teens be like .... you'd choob
07/12/19 MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY
08/12/19 sustainable Christmas markets! Gay books! Podcast editing!
09/12/19 🌞🌞🌞
10/12/19 I took two pictures today and the other one has confidential information in it so here you go
11/12/19 how horny is Mrs Bennett answer NOW
12/12/19 if I keep drinking liquids, death can't catch me.
13/12/19 I have the bronchioles of .... Someone with bronchitis. But I also have a puppy!
14/12/19
15/12/19 lil idiot chases her own tail
16/12/19 ma'am u r very small
17/12/19 Leitrim: ya can't bate it with a shtick.
18/12/19 Want sewing machine ...want full communism now
19/12/19 softies of the world unite
20/12/19 Glo Stix movie could've been better tbh
21/12/19 I don't want to do this project!!! I want to talk about Snufkin and St. Joseph and this yarmulke my M8 made in about 10 minutes!
22/12/19 love friends
23/12/19 I'm. Bored. Of this. Project. Just look at the puppy oooh shiny lights etc
24/12/19 made 76 mince pies lads
25/12/19 everyone WHISHT it's BREAD DOG TIME!!!
26/12/19 everywhere you go, you carry yourself with you. But like, in an optimistic way.
27/12/19 on the third day of Christmarx I wore this cool headpiece
28/12/19 egg = ghost
29/12/19 also mé when men shouting
30/12/19 Aul bill eyelash makes a point
31/12/19 and I'm DONE I'm OUT!! i POSTED SOMETHING TO TWITTER EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR! 🎆❗✨🦇 happy 2020 guys I'm off social media for a month
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