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taking a little break before tomorrow's writing deadline to watch a sports ball game. @musingvirtual just ordered us a salad. is it okay to eat vegetables while watching sports ball?
FYI this is a joke about American sports ball. not about eating vegetables. we I love eating vegetables! we just add some fried potatoes before this! (aka, "freedom fries")
...these jokes amused me at first. but then I realized that conservatives have given up football post-Kaepernick. so I am peddling in outdated stereotypes. also, on a completely different note, the salad is tasty
... accidentally just referred to Eagles wide receiver Alton Jeffrey as "Jeffreys" because I typed Sheila Jeffreys' name earlier today. I'm pretty sure that I am the first human being to ever make that specific mistake...
haha just realized when I was making a joke about the misspellings of last names, I misspelled (or phone autocorrected) Alshon...
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