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Time to make a centralized Davos thread.

Let's get started with BofA.
BofA is driving the Woke Cap conversation at Davos

Goldman hosted their own Wamman leadership event at Davos. @DavidSolomon, if you're serious about letting women lead, please step down and elevate a female successor. Do it now. C'mon @GoldmanSachs, put your money where your mouth is
SAP on Scaling Inclusive Entrepreneurship.

Gibs and handholding, that's totally scalable.
From the lovely folks who brought you that Gillette agitprop, "the work of gender equality is not women's work - it's leaders' work."

@ProcterGamble please follow through on this by replacing CEO David S. Taylor with a woman of color.
"How can we ensure that digital globalization is broad-based and inclusive"

Michael @Dell should step down and promote a Woman of Color to his role. I'm sure he can find a qualified executive from refugee pool, I've been assured that they're even better than native stock!
"We're focused on promoting more opportunities for women and other diverse groups. The value of women in the workforce for society is enormous."

Please lead by example, Mr. Dimon, and step aside so a woman of color can lead @jpmorgan. If you don't, you are a racist.
All Social Justice, all the time. Get a load of that wallpaper propaganda. No subtlety required in The Current Year.
Riz Ahmed lookalike Lina Khalifeh is confused with Mia Khalifa by absolutely no one ever.

SheFighter tho... it's ostensibly a woman's defense school in Jordan, but my guess is that it's really a nubile babe lesbian recruiting pipeline for Ms. Khalifeh. Just a hunch!
Woke Diabeetus is there talking about Climate Change. Doubt they'll get as many pokemon points as "muh wahmmen" but maybe they're trying to participate in a less competitive Wokeness bracket.

Big fish in smol pond approach.
"The Future is Female" 🙄

"If the future of our globalized economy is to bring equitable progress for all, investing in women's economic empowerment is a must."

Equitable progress for all? This some communist shit.
"Our work will never be done"

You heard it, the political commissars aren't shy about it. It's the Permanent Revolution. Hey @Benioff, if you really want to do something you can step down and let a woman of color lead Salesforce. I suggest you make way for @rivatez.
Pipo at Salesforce really do be capitalizing Equality. They are communists, as should be treated as such.
"The sole goal is to help companies activate the UN standards"
"A new global partnership to accelerate LGBTI inclusion"

Globalist government is dictating requirements to companies, and other companies are enforcing these standards. WTF the I stand for? That physiognomy tho...
These Bonopoasts should be in the Davos thread.

More Globohomo gay banking at Davos.
Accenture is all over Davos saying stupid shit nonstop. Chief Equality Officer - see, one simple trick to get yourself a black "CEO"!

Or a CEO for each business unit, so you can have a female CEO saying nonsense like "Accelerating disability inclusion is key to... innovation".
"Diversity and inclusion is crucial to an organization's success."

No it's not.
Davos is about "key issues of global concern (such as the globalization, capital markets, wealth management, international conflicts, environmental problems and their possible solutions)."

Also Davos: designer dwarves on platforms. I dub this... Dwarvos.
"Bringing men to the table as allies"
-J.P. Morgan

The white knight question (WKQ) is one that needed to be solved a century ago.
Extremely deep voice: “The discussion is evolving. We used to spend so much time talking about the business case around D&I, and it feels like we don’t have to sell that anymore… People understand it... Is profit enough? or do we need to be talking about purpose.”
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