Well my name is Miss Valente & I got something to say
Do you know why millennials “refuse to grow up”?
Because we finally figured out that the whole idea is bullshit designed to suppress human joy enough to keep them grinding for an uncaring company for 50 years in unhappy marriages until death is a mercy.
All that’s left is the crushing despair!
Why the hell should we give up what is good & joyful & rich of the art & accoutrements of childhood in exchange for a yawning grey void? How was that ever considered a fair deal?
The problem is, many in my generation cannot afford to have kids, or must wait until very late.
Unless you really love $5000 massage chairs I guess.
Only recently has society become decentralized enough to re-examine the terms
So read a fucking comic book if you want to, life is so heartbreakingly brief.
It was always a bad deal that only benefitted the masters.
You get one life on this rock. Why in the hell would you give up something you love just because you got old enough to really appreciate it?
Probably not, but we’ll have a house to read them in.