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That Stone raid?

1) A Snidely Whiplash-like plot was caught in the dream catcher nailed to the wall to hang directly above the headboard of a sleeping Fake News Network contributor who SHOT STRAIGHT UP OFF HIS PILLOW like he had justl received a shot of adrenachrome.
2) He sprang to life and summoned all the Fake News Network CNN employees, including the film crew that had been sleeping in his spare bedroom because of all of the staff downsizing at the Fake News
NetsWork CNN. He also walkie-
3) talkied all of folk sleeping in a van down by the river who are always at the ready.

The lame stream Fake News Network operates like Pelosi’s use of our US Military, but without ANY of the expertise.. The US Military is
4) required to have massively expensive “booze cruise“ expertise on-call, and has been perfected the “Booze Cruise” CODELS by Pelosi over the past decade. Especially so regarding her carry-on baggge
5) that’s marked “fragile” which is what office, just because her door was locked. Pelosi is a proponent of Safety First, which also explains the wall around her mansion.

Safety First is further evident as Pelosi requires anthing from a single
6) Gulf Stream Jet, to an entire fleet of US Military planes who are always on stand-by to assure We the Ppl that the best and brightest in our US Military are at the disposal of Madam Speaker, who frequently calls the AFB at the last minute to cancel her
7) plans, disposing of all of their expertise, security, drills and pilot walk-arounds; all services paid for by the US Tax payers. A lot of ppl don’t know this, but It takes the SEALS BUDS training class who can hold a
8) tree on their shoulders just to shoulder the weight of her booze.

The Fake NewsCapers in the NetsWork to catch whales not plastic straws over there at the lame stream Fake NewsNetswankers at CNN’S
9) Dream Team awakened togather around the kitchen table to pull an all-nighter figuring out how to harass Roger Stone, wringing their hands while strategically hot gluing sticks, grass and pine cones to their ball
10) caps before heading over to Roger Stone’s house to hide in his foliage.

An unexpected occurrence barked out when the Fake Newscapers NetsWork CNN Dream Team arrived because Bianca, the dog that Roger
11) Stone had borrowed from Randy Credico is a very, very good girl. Since both Credico AND Stone love Bianca so much, they share custody of Bianca because she’s one snuggly smoochable dog. I have it on my own authority that Anthony Scaramuci is
12) tiring to get in on that deal, too.
Bianca is actually addressed in Stone’s indictment, btw go google is.

It was Lassie-incarnate Bianca whose barking, and the clinkling of her tags against her “I’m NOT
13) suicidal I’m NOT a hostage I’M YOUNG” sign that was 100% pawmade after she heard about James Comey’s “Benji” and Donna Brazile’s “Boo” that had awakened a snoozing Stone, leading Stone to his window.
14) Stone peeked out his window and sure enough, Bianca was right. Stone witnessed the lame stream Fake Newscapers Netswork CNN CODEL-funded pawnsters hiding in his foliage, right under his motion detector lights, with sticks, grass and pine cones glued onto their hats
15)!Had he been Roger Dodger, instead of being Roger “Oh good Lord, what now” Roger Stone, he would have used the time that it took the Fake News Network CNN to arrive before the FBI stunt team
16) showed up an hour later to brew a pot of Folgers, unfold the attic stairs, climb up his My Ladder™️ and kick down some matching luggage to pack so specifically that he’d be assured that there would be no wrinkling shenanigans going on there
17!) insides his suitcase. In other words, the time it takes HRC to pee.

All Stone would have had left to do was to turn the door handle to walk thru the door to the garage, climb into his car, hit the button on the garbage door remote and flee right
17+) past the Fake News Network CNN crew hiding in his bushes with grass, sticks and pine cones glued to their MAGA hats, his Nixon tattoo waving bye-bye in the breeze.

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