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Think of the Jet Stream as a full-support bra for the Polar Vortex.

Now think of global warming as a clothes dryer.

We dried that bra on "hot" too many times and destroyed all the supportive elastic....

...this is why you get Loose Boobies of Deathly Cold.
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DON'T THROW YOUR FIFTY-DOLLAR BRA IN THE FUCKING DRYER, DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY
This is kind of blowing up :D No soundcloud here, but if you live in affected areas PLEASE:
- check on your elderly / impoverished / vulnerable neighbours
- donate to your local homeless shelter (money is best; they will know how best to allocate it)
- don't go out unprepared
Also: If your own home is too cold:
- DON'T use space heaters with an extension cord!
- DON'T use fuel-burning heaters indoors!
- If your space is hard to heat, try to just heat the room you're using
- if you CAN'T stay warm, go to a friend or warming centre!
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