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Bets on shit my mother will say:
Don’t you wear color? (Not really. Violet. Some blue. Black & grey.)
Not even jeans? (All black. It shows the white cat hair better.)
Couldn’t you wear heels? (No, you haven’t seen the inside of my ankle.)

I could probably make a bingo card.
Do you have to wear that? (Yes, actually. Death is a good character in Pratchett, B loved this shirt, and unicorns, and had a sense of humor darker than mine.)
Where’s your makeup? (on my face. Moisturizer, powder and some lip balm.)
Putting the fun in dysfunctional & funeral.
Just realized... I’ve been saving Raising Steam since Sir Pterry died. I’d kinda forgotten I hadn’t read it. Because I knew there would come a time when I would desperately need a new Pratchett.

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