asking for a friend
I should probably balance this out with some beef jerky or something.
That would be wise, particularly because:
Tomorrow I teach my intro Middle East class at 7:50 about...sharia.
I adore you guys, but you already know perfectly well what an unhinged lunatic I am from class. You do not need to follow my Twitter for this information.
I'm not doing spoilers today - and also I'm suuuuuper stupid right because all-nighters at my age of approximately the damn Crone are...unwise.
Here is what I WILL tell you - for now.
Inevitably, one of them (or all) will then say the magical word SHARIA!
THE VERY FRONTLINE of global caliphal aims - OKLAHOMA.
a) what the hell they think sharia means
b) why did Oklahoma need to preemptively ban it
FUN FOR US ALL.
And then I'm going to ask if they know what "halakha" is in Judaism.
Even if they hate me at least 75% of the time.
Honestly, we have so much fun. At least I do, sooooooo.....
First I need to sleep.
The above is all I can come up off the top of my head. So. It's almost 4 pm and I am way past my bedtime.
GOODNIGHT and GOOD LUCK (to me).