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Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[200 years ago]

Man: he implied my family was not honorable so we're gonna duel at dawn about it
Me: what happened to John?

Him: he spat in the general direction of the duke so-

Me: decapitated?

Him: *nodding* decapitated
Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[200 years ago]

Man: she showed HOW MUCH ANKLE??
Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[60 years ago]

Man: she sat in WHAT PART OF THE BUS??
Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[600 years ago, Peru]

Man: he threw off the Emperor's WHAT??
Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[10,000 years ago]

God: they ate WHAT FRUIT??
Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[400 years ago]

Man: the earth revolves around WHAT??
To all the people claiming "we should bring this back!"

No.

1. You'll die
2. No seriously, you'll die
3. You can just shoot someone and say "it was a duel"
4. "But we'll sign a contract" contracts can be forged and coerced
5. Just a big fuckin mess
6. Murder fantasies are gross
1 and 2 sound great to me too but keep reading
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