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We have a packed house tonight folks, mainly haters and losers but also some really good people.
The designated survivor for the evening is these United States of America.
Vice President Mike Pence is standing next to Nancy Pelosi which means that Mrs. Pence must be in attendance tonight as well.
Someone just screamed "MADAME SPEAKER! THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" and he walked in!
President Trump grips the hand of the luckiest man in the world
Speaker Pelosi is CLAPPING for the President! 😂😂😂
This speech is going to be insane, we're already off to an historic start!
First standing ovation of the night is for MELANIA! WE LOVE MELANIA!
"Millions of our fellow citizens are watching us now gathered in this great chamber, hoping that we will govern not as two parties but as one nation"
"Victory is not winning for our party, victory is winning for our country" and everyone including Speaker Pelosi stood and applauded.

This is horrible framing on Pence lol
Buzz Aldrin is there! Showing how we conquered the freaking moon!
"This year American astronauts will go back to space on American rockets"
"We must reject the politics of revenge, resistance and retribution and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good"

Speaker Pelosi clapping OBNOXIOUSLY hard LOL
President Trump talks about how unemployment levels have plummeted, Speaker Pelosi sucks on her teeth again lol you can't fake these pictures. Also, why does no one at the Guardian want to put the Vice President in frame!??!
"Our military is the most powerful on earth by far" standing ovation!
"Members of Congress, the State of our Union is strong!"


"That sounds so good" he says 😂
"An economic miracle is taking place in the United States and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or rediculous partisan investigations" President Trump
"If there is going to be peace and legislation there cannot be war and investigation. It just doesn't work that way."
Speaker Pelosi is now reading the New York Times
😂 The President of the United States of America just called out Congress for endlessly investigating him, to their faces, in front of the entire country, during the State of the Union. I LOVE IT!
"Congress has 10 days left to pass a bill that will fund our government, protect our homeland, and secure our very dangerous southern border"
"Now is the time for Congress to show the world that America is committed to ending illegal immigration and putting the ruthless coyotes, cartels, drug dealers, and human traffickers out of business"
"Wealthy politicians and donors push for open borders while living their lives behind walls and gates and guards"
"Year after year countless Americans are murdered by criminal illegal aliens. I've gotten to know many wonderful angel moms and dads and families. No one should ever have to suffer the horrible heartache that they have had to endure"
I'm just gonna say, last year President Trump was talking about North Korea and he fixed that already. I hope he fixes the horrific situation on our southern border.
"We will always support the brave men and women of law enforcement. And I pledge, to you tonight, that I will never abolish our heros from ICE. Thank you."
"Simply put, walls work and walls save lives"
I'm not sure what happened there but they either didn't understand what President Trump said or they forgot they hate him. Either way, President Trump said "You weren't supposed to do that" 😂😂😂
"And exactly one century after Congress passed the constitutional amendment giving women the right to vote, we also have more women serving in Congress than at any time before" and EVERYONE APPLAUDS.

Is this a turning point!??! For the nation!?! This is wild stuff lol
"Both parties should be able to unite for a great rebuilding of America's crumbling infrastructure" President Trump! Everyone applauds! We are getting infrastructure week folks
I think we are witnessing a turning point.......
This is not a fiery in your face rally speech, this is not a partisan rally cry, Speaker Pelosi is applauding and giving standing ovations and so are most people. This is way different than last year. This man is so Presidential!
"There could be no greater contrast to the beautiful image of a mother holding her infant child than the chilling displays our nation saw in recent days. Lawmakers in New York cheered in delight upon the passage of legislation that would allow a baby...."
"...to be ripped from a mothers womb moments from birth. These are living, feeling, beautiful babies who will never get the chance to share their love and their dreams with the world."
"And then we had the case of the Governor of Virginia where he stated he would execute a baby after birth. To defend the dignity of every person I am asking Congress to pass legislation to prohibit the late term abortion of children who can feel pain in a mothers womb"
"Much work remains to be done but my relationship with Kim Jong Un is a good one. Chairman Kim and I will meet again on February 27th and 28th in Vietnam."

"Here in the United States we are alarmed by the new calls to adopt Socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free and we will stay free" President Trump!
Chants of USA USA USA break out again in the halls of Congress. Maybe there is hope for it after all.
"It's time to give our brave soldiers in Syria a warm welcome home"
"We do not know whether we'll achieve an agreement but we do know that after two decades of war, the hour has come to at least try for peace. And the other side would like to do the same thing. It's time" President Peace!
"We must never ignore the vile poison of anti-Semitism or those that spread it's venomous creed. With one voice we must confront this hatred anywhere and everywhere it occurs."
Chants of Happy Birthday break out. This is the best SOTU of all times.
"Judah says he can still remember the exact moment nearly 75 years ago, after 10 months in a concentration camp, when he and his family were put on another train and told they were going to another camp. Suddenly the train screeched to a very strong halt. A soldier appeared..."
"Judah's family braced for the absolute worst, Then his father cried out with joy. "It's the Americans! It's the Americans!"
"Think of this capital. Think of this very chamber, where lawmakers before you voted to end slavery. To build the railroads and the highways and defeat fascism. To secure civil rights and to face down evil empires."
"We do the incredible, we defy the impossible, we conquer the unknown, this is the time to reignite the American imagination. This is the time to search for the tallest summit and to set our sights on the brightest star"
"This is the time to rekindle the bonds of love and loyalty and memory that link us together as citizens, as neighbors, as patriots. This is our future, our fate, and our choice to make"
"I am asking you to choose greatness. No matter the trials we face. No matter the challenges to come. We must go forward together. We must keep America first in our hearts. We must keep freedom alive in our souls"
"And we must always keep faith in America's destiny, that one nation, under God, must be the hope and the promise and the light and the glory among all the nations of the world."
"Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you very much" President Trump!!!
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