I saw that @GoldmundUnleash poked the hornet's nest by upsetting some fugly #feminists with his tweet.

WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN RUSSIA

Russian women are different from Western women.

Here are 24 ways how:

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1. NO OBESITY IN RUSSIA

I challenge you to find fat people under 25. There are none.

Body positivity means looking as beautiful as possible.

If you're too fat you lose weight or stay home.
2. APPEARANCE MATTERS

I visited a Californian campus a few years ago. All females were dressed in sweatpants.

That shit doesn't fly in Russia.

University means you DRESS UP.

Just like for the theater.

Or the club.

Or grocery shopping.

ALWAYS
3. TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF

Hair not done?

Nails not done?

Brows not done?

You'll find that only with hipsters. All respectable women in Russia spend a ton of time on looking primo.

As they should.
4. HAVING CLASS

Fat (=average) English women:

Put on way too short dresses

Then get completely hammered

Then take off their heels

Then puke in the gutter or start a fight or get McDonalds (to puke it out later)

NEVER HAPPENS to Russian women. They have CLASS.
5. WEAPONIZED BEAUTY

Women have only one way to control men:

THEIR BEAUTY

Russian women understand this and weaponize it.

They know that men lose their mind when they get a sneak peek of her stockings while she sits.

A horny man is a man ripe to be taken advantage of.
6. READING (not Perezhilton)

I don't read classical literature.

But the women here do.

"you haven't read [random depressed Russian writer]?? How dare you!!"

I don't care though.

Still better than a bimbo who scrolls TNZ all day long.

Like 90% of American women
7. JEALOUSY

“Who’s that girl whose Instagram pictures you liked?”

“When you are on the dance floor, all the girls around you dance like sluts and want to steal you.”

“I don’t want to go there, it’s full of sluts.”

All other women are always sluts. Only she's an angel.
8. ASSERTIVENESS

Beaten to death already but you must LEAD.

Do this.

Dress like that.

Do the dishes.

Suck my dick.

Good girl. Now take out trash on your way out. Please.

In America it gets you a #MeToo case. In Russia it gets panties wet.
9. PROVIDING

Do you have to be rich?

No.

But you have to be able to pick up the tab. Every time. And holidays. And everything else.

So good luck trying to sign stars if you are over your salary cap.

This is not the West where providing means providing dick only.
10. HAND-HOLDING

Russian women are CHILDREN

Don't expect her to do anything alone. She'll rather freeze to death than open the door herself.

Can be good too.

If you know how to educate them.

Just be a patient teacher.
11. FEMINISM

Western women are keyboard feminists.

None of them run a household AND raise children AND deal with an alcoholic husband AND stay beautiful to cheat on him AND go to work (some at least)

Russian women rebuilt society after WW2. They are the real feminists
12. TAKING CARE OF YOU

Want a massage?

A dinner?

A clean flat?

Your balls emptied?

Quadruple check. Being a wife is where they excel.

You don't have to do anything.

Only PROVIDE.

A toxic man in Russia is a man that DOESN'T ask for these things.
13. BEING CHEAP

Have I mentioned CASH yet?

Cheap folk need not apply here.

NO ONE is retaining 8s and better on dick game alone. DOESN'T HAPPEN.

Your pants and your wallet better both be fat.

Otherwise shut up and put on a smokescreen while figuring out how to get paid.
14. YOUR VISION

Career dreams?

Personal development?

Achievements?

All SECONDARY in Russia.

I DO THIS - ARE YOU WITH ME?

When spoken with authority most women will say yes.

Your vision is their vision.
15. STAYING HOME

The most important question is:

Are you ready to support me 120% while I knock you up and you get to be a stay-at-home mother?

EVERY RUSSIAN WOMAN'S DREAM

They leave being at home and pissing around. With or without children.
16. CHILDREN

Getting knocked up early is TOTALLY FINE.

Plenty of women here that are under 21 and married.

Despite their own single mothers. And their friends' failed marriages.

Women are considered used goods when approaching 30.

That's why they try to get it done early
17. PERSONAL AMBITIONS

Russian women have one life goal:

MOTHERHOOD

Everything else is only a stopgap.

In the West women are HORRIFIED by becoming a mother early on.

"maybe when I'm 35"

Different perspectives
18. BEING SERIOUS

NO ONE gets fucked in Russia for being funny.

DOES NOT HAPPEN.

Be a man. Be respectable. Look like you have money. Don't make stupid jokes.

Sustainable success requires sustainable strategies. Not PUA garbage.
19. BEING CUNNING

Russian women are masters at scheming, manipulating and shaming you.

There is no outrage culture.

You will be silently backstabbed.

Or cheated on.

Or taken for a ride.

Keep her in check or you'll wake up to an empty bank account and a goodbye letter.
20. LONG-TERM THINKING

YOLO culture does not exist in Russia. All women know they need to cash in on their 20s.

"Settling down late" means with 25

That's why they'll date around but not sleep around.

Casual sex is the exception not the norm
21. WOMEN IN THEIR 30s

...are married or used considered used goods in Russia.

They know they can't waste time any longer. Or they're already disillusioned.

Either way, they'll be easier to bed than Western women in their 30s. They know the competition is tough.
22. STARTING COLD FINISHING HOT

It's true that you'll have to "melt" most women first.

They wanna make sure that you don't purchase and try to get your money back after consuming the service.

But once you cracked her she'll be like putty in your hands.

If she passes the test.
23. SPEED OF SEX

Getting sex happens SLOW in Russia.

Unless you go to a few clubs and start passing coke around the bathroom.

But most normal women make you wait.

Take your time. Slow and steady wins the race...
24. QUALITY OF SEX

...cause most women will FUCK YOU GOOD.

9 out of 10 women will bang you good.

The best ones will bang you senseless.

That's why men come here and lose their minds.

Like I did as well.

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