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Manchester City smashing Chelsea 6-0 and then playing “One Step Beyond” over the tannoy system at full-time is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
This accompanying video of Manchester City playing “One Step Beyond” over the tannoy system at full-time after smashing Chelsea 6-0 is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all behind from @Simply_Spurs; a master of the craft.

Angel Di Maria picking up a beer and pretending to drink it after it was thrown at him by Manchester United fans, just before going on to grab his second assist of the night in a 2-0 away win for PSG is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Former Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli tweeting this video of PSG toying with Manchester United whilst using the caption “OOOOOLÈ” is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Ajax fans setting off these fireworks outside Real Madrid's hotel at 3am this morning is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Manchester United 0-1 PSG: Kimpembe (53)

Di Maria: "FUCK OFF!"

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Tottenham's ball-boy doing everything within his power to waste time against Watford is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Wait for the wink at the end. 😉

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Lucas Digne covering up the red balloons from his Valentine’s Day picture with blue ones is sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
This referee sending this player off for a second booking, only to review the footage with VAR, call the player back out from the changing rooms and show him a straight red is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

This ball boy at Sheffield United's commitment to time-wasting is exactly the sort of pettiness we can all get behind. (Via @SufcLouis)

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind in the crowd at Derry... (Via @conkamcbride)

This lad tripping up his opponent to make sure he scores is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The Everton ballboy sarcastically clapping Klopp at full-time and continuing to do so after Jurgen has a pop at him for it is EXACTLY the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Everton fans signing “Blue Moon” whilst walking out of Goodison Park is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Ipswich fans singing "Tyrone Mings, he stamped on your face!" to Nelson Oliveira, only for Nelson to score and large it in front of them is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Aston Villa fan Jarrod Bowen scoring a penalty against Birmingham and laughing in Gardner's face just after is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Everton fans setting off fireworks outside Liverpool’s hotel in the early hours of Sunday morning is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from former Bayern Munich keeper Sepp Maier.

Former Aston Villa player (and Birmingham City fan) Robert Hopkins deliberately winding up his own supporters by wearing a Blues’ badge on top of the Villa one in his final game for the club is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Ajax fans singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" at the Bernabeu last night is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Paul Pogba and Romelu Lukaku.

Romelu Lukaku turning to celebrate in the face of Angel Di Maria straight after Marcus Rashford’s penalty is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Fulham using their official programme to throw a series of pointed digs at Liverpool over their treatment of former boss Roy Hodgson is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
This Newcastle fan driving 110 miles just to knock on his Everton supporting mate’s door and shout “3-2!” is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind. (Via @DJ__NUFC)

No explanation needed. This is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Arsenal.

.@JackGrealish1 “liking” Birmingham City’s tweet announcing that he’d put Aston Villa ahead is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Wolves using Twitter to fire back at Maurizio Sarri's claim that they weren't organised when drawing 1-1 at Stamford Bridge is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Luton Town’s Sonny Bradley mocking this Bradford City player’s strength when he pushes him is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Jack Grealish replying to @villareport’s tweet showing the banner Birmingham fans have made celebrating Paul Mitchell with a picture of himself scoring the winner against them is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Everton FC.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this Hibs fan.
This lad refusing to let his opponent do his stretches in peace is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Harry Maguire tweeting a picture of him sending Matej Vydra flying to celebrate a 5-0 win after the Burnley striker called him “England’s weak link” is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
The actions of this club photographer are exactly the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Winning by a point with a minute to go, knowing that a victory will see you avoid relegation to the fourth tier.

This is exactly the sort of pettiness we can all behind.

Bottom placed Ohod goalkeeper (on loan from 2nd place Al Nasr) celebrating a clean sheet against league leaders Al-Hilal with the worm whilst the home fans throw bottles and shoes at him is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Pettiness we can all get behind from this Everton fan on Jeremy Kyle. (Via @evertonWRLD)

"We have a Whatsapp group with every player in Barça, and some former players. sometimes we add Madrid journalists like Roncero, send them pig emojis and kick them out of the group."

Pettiness we can all get from Gerard Piqué.
Scott Brown getting Alfredo Morelos sent off and throwing a beaming smile his way as he walks down the tunnel is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Jake Livermore seeing Dwight Gayle get fouled and immediately booting the player responsible up in the air is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Neil Warnock giving Craig Pawson & his assistants the death stare from yards away before applauding the Cardiff fans who start booing them is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Gaston Ramirez having his leg sliced open by Dale Stephens, only to then knock the yellow card out of Mike Dean's hand, prompting him to show a red instead is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

A group of kids in the crowd forcing Jurgen Klopp to lose his head just before the second half kicked off at St Mary’s last night is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Steve Parish.

This Liverpool fan getting a ticket for Tottenham v Manchester City next to the away end, just to reveal an LFC jumper and taunt their fans across the divide about European trophies is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind. (Via @JToddyy)

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Sydenham United.

The very definition of pettiness we can all get behind up in Scotland.

This River Plate fan geting a QR code tattooed on him which links to their goals against Boca in the Copa Libertadores Final whenever someone scans it with their phone is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

A follow up to the River Plate fan’s tattoo...

Does this also qualify as pettiness we can all get behind? I think so.
Former Birmingham City player Nathan Redmond doing the “Zulu” sign in front of the travelling Wolves fans when scoring for Southampton earlier today is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
The sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this Palace fan.
Exactly the sort of pettiness we can all get behind from @OfficialTfGM.
Pettiness we can all get behind from Tottenham fan @HugoTHFC.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Newcastle fan @dylanbrett.

Kjell Scherpen posted anti-Ajax tweets a few years ago.

Edwin van der Sar and Mark Overmars making him write down “Ajax is the most beautiful club in Holland” 1,000 times before signing his contract is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Lee the Everton fan’s mum.

Inter Milan producing this selection of displays to taunt Juventus over their exit from the Champions League is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Pettiness we can all get behind from Willian.

Everton stall sellers producing a line of “Messi 10” scarves at their home game against Burnley last night is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
On top of the scarf, a lone Everton fan taking a Barcelona flag into Goodison Park last night is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Jan Vertonghen tweeting this after watching Arsenal draw with Brighton to all but guarantee that they’ll be finishing below Spurs for another season is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Pettiness we can all get behind from Tottenham fan (@VamosYids).

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this lad at Anfield on Tuesday...

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Wolves fans at Anfield.

Pettiness we can all get behind from Everton FC

Pettiness we can all get behind down in League Two...

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Wolves fans at Anfield yesterday... (Via @BobbyGarcha1985)

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Everton fans arriving back in Liverpool yesterday evening... (Via @evertonspares)

This Everton fan's choice of lettering and numbering on the back of his shirt is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Everton blaring out Blue Moon over the tannoy system on Sunday is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind. (Via @chrisdoh8)

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from @OfficialTfGM...
The sort of pettiness we can all get behind at a Liverpool branch of Matalan...
Derby players strolling around the Elland Road pitch making binocular gestures in relation to “Spygate” after knocking Leeds out of the play-offs is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Frank Lampard and his players singing the song Leeds fans had invented for them after knocking them out of the play-offs on their own pitch is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Pettiness we can all get behind from Aston Villa fan @TyBracey.

Schalke putting up a "season highlights" video which only includes the goals they scored against Dortmund is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from the British public as a whole.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Newcastle United FC.
Dave using his festival slot in Middlesbrough as an opportunity to take a shot at Sunderland for losing the League One play-off final is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Jack Grealish saying: “Perfect season, I scored against Blues twice and got promoted.” on the Wembley pitch minutes after the final whistle sounded is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Leeds United.

Tom the Newcastle fan tweeting: "Sunderland plays third-class football next season" in Arabic after news of his club being taken over by Sheikh Khaled broke is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this Tottenham fan.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from these Liverpool fans in Salou.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this Everton fan driving down the Liverpool parade route.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind in the House of Commons.

Harry Arter shouting "Leave it!" to stop Nathaniel Chalobah from shooting is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind. (Via @JontyCPFC)

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from this United fan.

Everton fan Terry Finnegan sending a picture of Steven Gerrard posing in his Toffees strip to the Liverpool Echo for their "kids in kits" feature is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Sebastian Vettel swapping his and Lewis Hamilton’s placing cards at the Canadian Grand Prix after losing the race following a controversial penalty is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

Everton making a sly dig at Jurgen Klopp blaming the wind for Liverpool's failure to beat them back in March when discussing December's fixtures is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Manchester City's official account.

Sheffield United waiting until the very second Sheffield Wednesday announce their Championship fixture list to remind them that they'll be playing in the Premier League next season is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
Maurizio Sarri's old club Napoli welcoming him back to Italy with a video full of jinxes, knowing that he's one of the most superstitious men on the planet is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.

José Giménez's dedication to getting inside Radamel Falcao's head when making his international debut for Uruguay is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
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