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Dem presidential candidates
Elizabeth Warren: "I'm native American. I'm not but I never used that for gain. I'm sorry I did"
Kamala Harris: "Medicare for all, if you like your private insurance, you can't keep it, screw you. Wait...I didn't really mean that"
Amy Klobuchar: "I don't have the temper and impulse control issues I accused Kavanaugh of, I throw binders at people because I'm tough and goal driven"
Julian Castro: "you don't know who I am & never will, because you're racist, not because I have the personality of a dead moth"
Corey Booker: "I'm going to use race and sexual assault to explain everything, including the weather and economy, except when it works against Democrats, then I'll say 'let's concentrate on the real issues' I am the lobotomized Spartacus"
Kirsten Gillibrand: "I'm for women and intersectionality. Nobody knows what intersectionality is, which is good because it takes attention away from my ties to Harvey Weinstein, Eric Schneidermann and my dad working for NXIVM"
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