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Story Time: I accidentally sent my girlfriend a Sex Tape of me and my ex
1. So me and my homeboy online playing 2K and of course I’m mopping this nigga up..
2. You know when you waxing a nigga in 2K they start talking shit to you about shit that has NOTHING to do with the damm game
3. So it’s the 3rd quarter and he’s down by 21 so BY VIDEO GAME LAW he has already lost but he not tryna drop the sticks 🙄
4. So he start talking about how he don’t care and how he smash more bitches than me
5. I said uhhh yeah duh but have you smashed Moms & Teachers? Oh.. get on my level.
6. So he talking about “nigga you don’t be on shit” I’m like bet so I get on snap.. pull up my eyes only and send him a clip of me smashing his dream girl 🙂
7. He had no idea we were dating for a couple months we was lowkey.. we still were cool but we stopped chilling since I got a new gf
8. I knew he was SICK because he backed out the game immediately
9. I laugh put my phone down and go make me a victory PB&J 🥪 & take a nap.
10. I stayed in a group home and there was 6 of us in the crib, one of the boys KICKS OPEN MY DOOR AND wakes me up
12. I get my phone off the charger and bra.... tell me how I posted the sextape on my story.. the whole Snapchat seen it
13. “What you want me to tell them?!”

Me: tell them I ain’t home..
14. So the staff member come in and tell me we bout to go handle this get Cho ass up!!
15. I peep out the window and my gf brought all her cousins and her brothers they on my front lawn DEEP as hell
16. She even had BOTH her daddies out there!! Step & Sperm Donor
“Bring yo ass outside you fucking cheater!!!”

18 I open the window and say how I cheated that shit from the past man!!

Her: naw nigga you a lie you was fucking on her I just seen it on Snapchat

19. My gf was from the hood so she wasn’t hearing any of that shit.. so I said Fuck it and walked outside
20. My staff member and the other boys were right behind me.. true ride or dies... I looked back at these niggas and said
21. It’s a literal WAR like it was only 4 of us against 20!!! And we was BODYING THESE NIGGAS
23. I’m lying them niggas beat the DOG shit out of me.
24. Only reason I won was because I ran to that little lake pond and started LAUNCHING them bitches at them
25. My gf found me during the battle and CHARGED AT ME... this bitch started beating my ass too
26. Don’t sleep.. her ass got hands it’s been documented 😂😂😂
27. She was mopping me but in the end I was holding back I hit her ass with that finishing blow and it was a wrap
28. We broke up, she still wanted to be together but I can’t be with a girl that can damm near beat my ass.. I be going thru to much wild shit and would have to defend myself from her on to many occasions
29. It’s funny because last year MTVs Are You The One HMU and I told them this story and became a finalist 😂
30. Idk why I ain’t get the part but that’s just a little fun fact so y’all know I don’t be bullshitting y’all with my stories lmao this shit real life 😂 y’all @MTV and tell them put me on the show we was lit
31. Moral Of The Story: Snapchat some tattle tales...
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Oh and this is twitter so let me do damage control for the sensitive side. My ex the one that encouraged me to tell the story and sent me the video I didn’t even have it 💀
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