Came there thinking it would be a grand time. First time living in a megapolis. London. Lots of different nationalities. What's there not to like?
RANT THREAD ABOUT LONDON
Back then I had been a student and not the proficient high-stakes gambler I became later.
London is the WORST city for young people without money. Everything's expensive.
Tube costs a fuckton for a few stations. Still cheaper than overpriced cabs.
Worst of all, nightlife is expensive AND SHIT.
Only thing that's cheap are flights.
In Moscow I can ride across the entire city for 50c. Cab is 10 bucks for 45min. You can go out for 25 bucks and women are STILL HOTTER.
UK flats are a joke. Small af. Rats living in the walls (no joke). Sometimes crooked floors. Heating sucks too in winter.
NO COMPARISON to Germany. My flat in Hamburg was thrice the quality of my flat at King's cross.
Yet, they still are OVERPRICED AS FUCK.
Another joke. Cabs are out of the question if you're not liquid (student). Doesn't matter cause they're too slow due to traffic anyway.
Even worse: the TUBE
Permanent delays. Stations closed. Takes you forever to get from A to B. Overpriced.
Compare to MSC:
Taxis are cheap AF. I can even get a Benz for a tenner if it's a short ride.
There are even bikes now if you fancy that.
Really got nothing against English people. But all students I met in London were either cunts or pussy-whipped.
Everyone's snobbish af. Discussing some flowery policy BS. Couldn't care less about that let's talk GIRLS MONEY SPORTS.
Just tell me what you want already. Cut the crap.
Agree that EE is too much of the opposite. Everyone always super rude, especially in Moscow. And especially without booze.
Still prefer that.
Now for the most important points:
First, there is last call. What kind of megapolis are you when you send everyone home at 3am? Everyone's peak pissed and streets turn into a war zone of drunk zombies and fat English broads.
Unless you want to go to some fucked up electro club.
ZERO interest in mingling. This is supposed to be FUN?
Or you go to pubs. With 4s and effeminate English "guys". Drinking disgusting English beer till it closes. GREAT.
Even if you find a club which isn't infested with busted 5s...
Isn't that FUN?
Feeling so blessed that your orwell my arse for coming into your overpriced establishment.
In Moscow I can go to the most BUSTED club in town. And it's still gonne be more fun and better women.
Which brings me to...
English broads are the most classless, overweight, entitled, unfeminine and repelling women I know.
(Irish are pretty much the same btw)
ALL hot girls in uni were mixed race or straight up foreigners.
And there's not even a lot of them
Dudes slobbering on other dudes dicks. Trailhogs roaming in between them.
And English 6 is a 3 in Russia but thinks she's Grace Kelly.
Even when she's munching down her burger at 4am on Piccadilly Circus.
I wouldn't return to London if you paid me to live there. That was 2013. PC was not even so much a thing yet. It was safe too.
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Will do other city threads if there's interest.