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That tweet by @RenegadePlayboy reminded me of how much I hated living in London.

Came there thinking it would be a grand time. First time living in a megapolis. London. Lots of different nationalities. What's there not to like?

It sucked.

It's expensive af.

Back then I had been a student and not the proficient high-stakes gambler I became later.

London is the WORST city for young people without money. Everything's expensive.

Tube costs a fuckton for a few stations. Still cheaper than overpriced cabs.
Eating out is minimum 25GBP at a middle-class place p.p.

Worst of all, nightlife is expensive AND SHIT.

Only thing that's cheap are flights.

In Moscow I can ride across the entire city for 50c. Cab is 10 bucks for 45min. You can go out for 25 bucks and women are STILL HOTTER.
Next: housing

UK flats are a joke. Small af. Rats living in the walls (no joke). Sometimes crooked floors. Heating sucks too in winter.

NO COMPARISON to Germany. My flat in Hamburg was thrice the quality of my flat at King's cross.

Yet, they still are OVERPRICED AS FUCK.

Another joke. Cabs are out of the question if you're not liquid (student). Doesn't matter cause they're too slow due to traffic anyway.

Even worse: the TUBE

Permanent delays. Stations closed. Takes you forever to get from A to B. Overpriced.

Compare to MSC:
I can ride the metro from one end to the other and back for 50 fuckin cents. Stations are clean and beautiful.

Taxis are cheap AF. I can even get a Benz for a tenner if it's a short ride.

There are even bikes now if you fancy that.

The people

Really got nothing against English people. But all students I met in London were either cunts or pussy-whipped.


Everyone's snobbish af. Discussing some flowery policy BS. Couldn't care less about that let's talk GIRLS MONEY SPORTS.

Everyone's always fake polite all the time.


Just tell me what you want already. Cut the crap.

Agree that EE is too much of the opposite. Everyone always super rude, especially in Moscow. And especially without booze.

Still prefer that.

Now for the most important points:



First, there is last call. What kind of megapolis are you when you send everyone home at 3am? Everyone's peak pissed and streets turn into a war zone of drunk zombies and fat English broads.

Unless you want to go to some fucked up electro club.
Where everyone's pilled or coked up.

ZERO interest in mingling. This is supposed to be FUN?

Or you go to pubs. With 4s and effeminate English "guys". Drinking disgusting English beer till it closes. GREAT.

Even if you find a club which isn't infested with busted 5s...
They SCAN YUR FACE and then overcharge you.

Isn't that FUN?

Feeling so blessed that your orwell my arse for coming into your overpriced establishment.

In Moscow I can go to the most BUSTED club in town. And it's still gonne be more fun and better women.

Which brings me to...

English broads are the most classless, overweight, entitled, unfeminine and repelling women I know.

(Irish are pretty much the same btw)

ALL hot girls in uni were mixed race or straight up foreigners.

And there's not even a lot of them
Go to any venue in London and it's going to be a total cockfest.

Dudes slobbering on other dudes dicks. Trailhogs roaming in between them.

And English 6 is a 3 in Russia but thinks she's Grace Kelly.

Even when she's munching down her burger at 4am on Piccadilly Circus.

That is all I have to say on this.

I wouldn't return to London if you paid me to live there. That was 2013. PC was not even so much a thing yet. It was safe too.

Retweet if you agree and RT and cuss me if you disagree.

Will do other city threads if there's interest.
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