I gave up all reality TV about a decade ago—once I realized I was spending 23 hours a week watching Big Brother—and yet... 😬
I’m not saying which season because someone will spoil it for me. But I remember why I used to love this show. 😂😂
*leans back in chair*
“Here’s your moisturizer and your fishing gear.” 😂#BlackSurvivor
So I took a sick day and am going to... resume watching survivor.
It makes sense in my head.
**j/k vaccinate your grubby kids
You don’t vote out the dude who is tired with bad knees. COME ON.
he can’t win immunity. This is basic stuff.
Don’t screw this up, guys
I’d probably be mad for a while, but by jury time I might be more understanding.
Plus it turns out he doesn’t have dreads. His hair is just hella dirty. 😂 Plus he might be low key smart and playing dumb—maybe.
Apparently, I like this guy. 😂😂
I’m way too invested in this. I think it’s cabin fever. 🤒😷
I’m starting a new season tonight. #SurvivorWatch
YOU HAVE 3 PEOPLE LEFT IN YOUR TRIBE. YOU ARE PROBABLY MERGING ANYWAY & DUDE WILL PEACE OUT
I was rooting for this woman, but that was a real dumb tribal council move—not keeping the other woman.
I suggest you unfollow me now. It’s just going to get more ridiculous.
I can’t be helped. Save yourselves
I’d probably watch even if I weren’t sick tho not gonna lie