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Ummm @MarkMeadows is a trying real hard
Hey @MarkMeadows you lost. 🤣🤣🤣
Hey @MarkMeadows hahahahahahahahhahahahahahabahaab
Sorry little buddy but you’re fucked.
And @MarkMeadows is sad he’s not on Fox News
And the freedom caucus loses as well they should.
And representative Gym Jordan is not pleased
“Ladies and gentlemen we are in search of the truth.” @RepCummings
@RepCummings seems kind of mad at the president and his compulsive lying
@RepCummings is now owning the cons
A friend sent me this from the hallway outside
Gym seems to forget that @MichaelCohen212 was the presidents lawyer
For someone so sketchy Gym Jordan is really really self-righteous
Gym Jordan is going full infowars but but but he’s using @TomSteyer instead of Soros
Gym Jordan is FREAKING OUT
Gym Jordan is now yelling at @RepCummings
Can @RepCummings just swat Gym
The presidents lawyer feels real bad
“He is a racist. He is a conman and he is a cheat.” The President’s lawyer
“And for the record individual one is Donald J trump.”
This is some very well written testimony
“And the answer is yes.”
“Mr stone told mr Trump that he had just gotten off the phone with mr Assange and there was going to an email dump.”
Cut to trump in a hotel room in Vietnam freaking out.
Used the foundation money to buy the crappy portrait
Womp womp womp
Junior signed a check. 🌈
Are we going to see the Sats?
Um junior, is that your signature?
Gym is FREAKING out
I actually created women for Cohen #sexy
Gym says Michael wanted to work in the White House.
And @DWStweets is incredibly here for this
So much partisan Hackery
Gym Jordan is screaming at the presidents lawyer
I think gym just got body slammed by the presidents lawyer
Poor hopey, someone’s in a lot of trouble
And Eric wedding planner is on! @LynnePatton you’re shilling for trumpy
@RepMarkMeadows using @LynnePatton as a prop is pretty disgusting and gross.
And it’s congressman dentist!
You know congressmen dentist is an expert in body language
Congressman dentist is also kind of a dick
Does someone have a clip of congressman dentist saying “liar liar pants on fire.”
You know, @RepThomasMassie is making @MichaelCohen212 look VERY sympathetic
Ummm @felixsater! Everybody DRINK!
Also I’m trying to write 700 words. Pray for me.
Mark meadows is screaming at the presidents lawyer
You know, they’re making @MichaelCohen212 look very sympathetic
And @emilyjanefox is getting subtweeted but not name checked
Um @RepBobGibbs is making @MichaelCohen212 look very sympathetic
Clay is wearing a vest and a thick southern accent.
“Where are the boxes?” Asks clay of the Vest and the south
The elevator tape makes an appearance
@MichaelCohen212 says there’s no elevator tape
Um rep miller is from West Virginia and she’s VERY disappointed as many a bison farmer is
I didn’t know they had smorgasbords in West Virginia
Are they talking about the wall?
@mattgaetz you’re in trouble 🎶
I’m now listening to it on the radio sooooooooo
Okay they’re on break.
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