GOP Defense Lawyer: Isn't it true you killed EIGHT people for the defendant?
Witness: Oh, right. Sorry.
GOP Defense Lawyer: [nods smugly and crosses his arms]
Prosecutor: [hums a happy little tune]
GOPDL: In fact wouldn't you say he always acts knowingly and intentionally, not recklessly?
Witness: Also willfully.
GOPDL: ALSO. WILLFULLY.
Judge: That's . . . that's not a thing.
Judge: Are you drunk right now
I'm going to need to hit the ol' thesaurus for alternatives to "flailed ineffectually" for my column.
Witness: I guess?
GOP Defense Lawyer: AH-HAH!