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Our local ice cream shop is 100% THROUGH putting up with the middle school kids' after-school dipshittery.
[My mom, who was Vice-Principal at the school in the 80s, would be LIVID and middle school asses would be KICKED.]
[At one occasion at this particular school, some kids were up to some species of persistent mild fuckmuppetry -- smoking or graffiti or something -- in a clearing behind the school. So mom hid in a tree and LEAPED OUT AT THEM like Batman. I miss her.]
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