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> I host a convention and invite all my followers
> rent out a theater, get a projector
> make twitter threads live on stage

😂 could you imagine
> make a convention thread with every attendee
> take pictures with everyone in alphabetical order just to make sure it’s properly sorted and organized
> watch a movie with everyone
> shout my reactions through a microphone every five seconds
> although the movie is never paused it takes like three days to watch from start to finish
“DUDE this is rad you won’t believe it but I got the LAST of the 3-day passes to Monroecon before they sold out!”
“Oh damn. Do they have any 1-day passes?”
“... you don’t understand. We’re all gonna be trapped there for 3 days.”
*give a 2 hour lecture going over how to make god-tier twitter threads.*

“Now? You shall battle. A free for all match. I want to see who is the best Twitter threader here. To test your skills..... winner gets 50% of my PayPal money.”

WAR ensues, everything get hazy
*dust settles, two FINALISTS on stage*
> a South Korean taking things so seriously he covered himself in blue paint and feathers
> Other guy is a slacktivist shitposter, super laid back

The crowd goes WILD when the Slacktivist wins, he shrugs while the South Korean is in tears

Elsewhere, Jack Dorsey holds a meeting to figure out what the hell is going on.
"Uhhhh I think this qualifies as gaming the system."

"Shut it down"

*SWAT team pulls up to the convention with giant banhammers*
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