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Rey just wants to do her job and wipe the company phones so they can be reprogrammed. A certain mystery man is not helping.

[an epistolary reylo au]
Higher powers are appealed to
*hacker voice* she’s in
[4 screenshots. Start top left.]
*jaws theme*
"thanks in advance for your prompt attention to these matters"
he played himSELF
*heavy breathing*
bad news
Cause of death pt 1
Cause of death pt 2
Reports indicate she’s still cursing to this day
What could go wrong
another loving FO relationship
a brief detour
someone's up early with an ice cold glass of facts
The pains of being drunk at heart
“Oh my god”
*jaws theme intensifies*
don't ask if you don't want the answer
cryptic bullshit
true to my experience in corporate america: everything is a goddamn FARCE
Guess who can’t keep secrets at FOE? (Literally anyone)
404 Kylo Ren not found
Boy I sure hope an unexpected development doesn’t ruin Kylo’s carefully constructed plan to break the truth to her gently
Incognito mode
don't ask if you don't want the answer pt. 2
“Weather concerns”
Cause of death: heart emoji + crushing anxiety
Finn makes a valiant attempt. Rose doesn’t try even a little bit.

(POV order: Rey, Finn, Finn)
Poll: did he fall out of his chair or did he fall out of his chair
Finn’s dad mode has a hairpin trigger
I didn’t clarify this but I meant to say: Finn is watching Rey and Kylo from the picnic!! They’re all down at the picnic
what an evening
a *billion* thank yous to @LinearAO3 and @caseydoesfandom for the assist on this one
good morning to everyone except Snoke
Missing in (re)action
A risky move, Cotton.
eyes everywhere
A matter of some urgency. Please advise.
a sternly worded missive
Rock and a hard place 😏
She instantly calculated how many ninento switches that would buy her
working from home
Extracurricular dumbassery
how to flirt with Rey 101
Also something is wrong with my iCloud system so now @caseydoesfandom is texting my dialogue to me because she is my TRUE FRIEND
her reputation precedes her
for the record @destiniesfic sent me this email to rey's linkedin email deadass in character unprompted and i was so shook i screamed out LOUD
good morning guess who just had a heart attack it's REY waking up in her boss' bed to a linkedin direct message
Guess who did not stay for breakfast at Kylo’s house because she has a JOB INTERVIEW
Good morning he’s SOFT
just another day at the office for the 10th floor team
she should really update her gmail
*rey in her car screaming along to don't stop believing on the way back to the office*
Someone help him
Turns out there’s one (1) thing Rey will *only* say in person.
one time skip later, and Burner Phone has come to a close :) Thank you so much for reading!!!

If you enjoyed this story, you can tip me at my Ko-Fi if you want! ko-fi.com/violetwilson

It has been a pure, chaotic joy to make it and thank you so much for reading all the way down.
Please check out my other published work on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/users/Violetwi…

If you enjoyed Burner Phone you will probably like my fluffy oneshots ;)
I have no immediate plans to get this on Ao3 (i'm so sorry, but I don't have the time/energy to do the coding for the skin) but you can read the whole thread in one place HERE: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1108028…
Except in translation & with permission, please don't repost
okay last thing: thank you so much to @commandercait, @destiniesfic & @ashesforfoxes for the love/pep talks, and @caseydoesfandom and @LinearAO3 for the plot help and ideas. If you're looking for other innovative story tellers to follow, GO TO THEM THEY'RE GREAT.
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