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Please march on Saturday. Yes, May will probably ignore it. But worst case scenario, you've slightly improved your fitness for next month when you have to hunt rats for meat.

(My article for the Independent)
If the government can vote for the same thing 3 times in five months, it seems a tad unfair we're forced to stick by a decision we made several years ago at a time when we were so dumb as a people we still thought the mannequin fucking challenge was cool.
Even Nadine Dorries tweeted: "I will not vote for it and never could vote for a deal that makes us servants to 27 member states" in January before tweeting "I voted for the deal" in March.

Sort of feels like we should be able to change our minds as well.
Anyway read my piece you cowards, I promise you it's mainly just jokes.
There are no good options left. We've been led to a situation where the only options are a shit sandwich or a shit sandwich with cress. I know which I'd choose.
At this point the most useful thing May could do is revoke article 50 so I fully expect her to come out next week and start listing which pets are edible.
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