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Did my children greet me w Good Morning today?

Oh, no, their first words to me was a demand that I settle their argument.

The heated debate?

11yo daughtr: MOMMA! Would you tell him that if a woman gets sperm from a sperm bank, the man that gave the sperm is NOT the father?!!?!

All I was doing was trying to pee.

The 9yo son: *EYE* SAY he is the father! Of course there isn't love and he doesn't know the baby, but he gave the sperm, HIS sperm was used to make that life, so he IS THE FATHER!

The 11yo follows this up with, "WHAT??!? HAVE YOU READ THAT IN A JOURNAL SOMEWHERE?!"

Sis said,

(Low key, if you follow me u already know my nerd spirit rose like the phoenix in that moment;couldn't be more proud. LOL #ChipOffTheBrilliantBlock😭)
But waymin.
I'm making this up, you say?

Roll Tape.📽

(My daughter literally hasn't even been awake long enough to comb hair and wash face and they are DEBATING like it's the Supreme Court🤦🏾‍♀️😂)

Well, as Judge of the Supreme Court of This House (SCOTH), I have heard all arguments presented, relevant and irrevalent, settled it and they agree with my ruling:

"You're both right."
This is my everyday btw. They wake up like this.They get in trouble for going at it like this instead of going to bed.

(*whispering* Somebody helllp! I poured all that I am into them. I educate and relentlessly feed their minds & spirits & now they won't let me resssst 😭😭🤣🤣)
Yall wanna see where I lost it during their debate tho?

- Brace yourself
- And I PROMISE YOU she has NEVER heard me -or anyone else- say anything remotely like this bc I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THIS. But my baby believes in the power of prayer so...)
Ladies and Gentleman,

Pray over it.

#thread #StoryTime #KitKatandZJ #Parenting #blackexcellence #BlackParenting #BlackMotherhood

They're glorious, arent they?

If you want to help me #ProtectThem, we still need the help. Links for donating to our fight in court: secure.lawpay.com/pages/campanel…

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