bts ot7 au — in which the members get jobs to promote their own fast food company on twitter but all they do is promote their mixtapes and roast each other
— disclaimer: this is all for fun, so i just hope this makes you laugh. ⛄️
namjoon as subway
seokjin as burger king
yoongi as wendy’s
hoseok as jack in the box
jimin as chick-fil-wait....
jimin as ?????
jimin as KFC
taehyung as panda express
jungkook as mcdonald’s
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to clarify who’s dora: it was jungkook, who was self aware. he never took anything serious bc we knew all of this was fake. but he also knew that tae wasn’t the same anymore and he wanted his best friend back. so he reactivated the harvest.
during the time of everything happening, yoongi msgd jungkook asking if he’s dora. and he told him yes. jungkook informed him about him being self aware and yoongi wanted to save everyone. so yoongi knew if “i” (me) could rewrite it all to the beginning so everyone could be alive
and that “you” tae’s second soul can warn everyone so none of this could happen again. so in order to do that yoongi took the hit to be sacrificed so jungkook could have his spotlight. the only reason why jk agreed is bc he knew just like he was trying to save tae, you guys would
— in which the notorious dora the explorer account comes back for revenge with even more power and friends. when everyone notices the account is back, they have to figure out who’s behind it all before it’s too late.
disclaimers:
- profane language
- jumpscares & disturbing videos
- violent themes
- actions of au bts does not reflect real life bts. this is a fictional story.
—— when discussing the au, please censor (ex: k* ll) any violent/triggering words when including bts in your tweets/discussion.
it can be potentially triggering to those who aren’t aware this is about an au
— in which taehyung tweets at a dora the explorer twt account and gets a creepy dm from them. soon he realizes he’s got himself into deep shit and has to discover who’s behind the account before it’s too late.
disclaimer: before you begin to read this au, this is a serious warning. this au contains disturbing themes. i suggest if you can’t handle it, don’t read it. if you’re okay with that, then carry on.
01: introduction the dora the explorer updates account