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Currently enjoying Mexican beer while I still can.
Donald Trump's grand miscalculation: if America loses its giant cans of Modelo and Pacifico for more than 96 hours, shit is going to hit the fan.
I'm drinking Mexican beer while I can (get it?)
Introducing tiny hands President Donald Trump's grand
Miscalculation: closing borders:
Orders to stop money from changing hands

When the US loses those cans in its hands
Of Modelo and Pacifico
Shit 'gon hit the fan
What's the plan?
Sorry, I just realized those tweets were some weird kind of accidental rap so I figured I'd just repost and fix the formatting ty
If Twitter would let me post 560 I could have fit in a whole verse about san fran but alas
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