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My favorite thing about trying to use windows legally is when you have the CD/iso and the key and they're both legit and windows is like "OH NO MISMATCH! Your ISO is Windows 7 Starbucks Exclusive Promotional Edition, and this is a Windows 7 Tournament Hyper Fighting Edition key!"
meanwhile if you boot a pirate windows 7 ISO (NOT THAT I WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING) it'll be like "here's 200 versions of windows 7. pick the one that you want to use"
hacker voice: I'M IN
(it turns out windows 7 discs/isos have multiple versions on them and a ei.cfg file which selects which one to install. delete that file and it'll just ask you which one you want, so you can easily downgrade a Windows 7 Ultimate ISO into a Windows 7 Anything ISO)
cross your fingers...
FCUK
time to use the automated activation phone line!
just gotta tell the robot the handy 54-digit (NO JOKE) number
so it didn't work. I think the guy who gave me this key didn't realize it'd already been used. so I guess I was lying, my key was not, in fact, legal!

time to go buy windows 10, I guess.
BTW they do have a "cheat" for the phone line activation: You can start it, then they'll ask if you have a smartphone, then it'll text you a link that lets you take a picture of the numbers or something. This'll save you the time of typing it.
I did not do that because Reasons.
they also had a weird security thing that I'm not sure what it was for:
they told me a number, then asked me to type it in.
maybe this is the verbal equivalent of a captcha, to prevent automated use of this phone number to activate windows?
OK I tried the smartphone option. it didn't use my camera (possibly because I'm on windows 7 and not 10?) it just gave me a webpage to type it into again. I don't see how this is at all different from the online activation or the phone-based activation.
but the really weird part is that it worked!
so online activation, no.
phone activation, no.
phone activation but switch to web activation when prompted, yes?
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