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I tried to look up JESUS CARTOONS and google gave me SEX!

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED!
this also comes up when you search "animated jesus cartoon"

now, I know why this exists... but I really want to believe there's a 3D animated cartoon where it turns out Jesus is an Iron Man inspired robot from the future.
it exists because in 1981 the Christian Broadcasting Network made a deal with Tatsunoko Productions to produce two bible-themed anime shows, called Superbook and The Flying House.
it deals with two kids, Chris & Joy, who are sent back in time by an ancient bible called Superbook, along with Chris's toy robot Gizmo, who becomes a fully sentient walking robot during their time in the past.
cause yeah, that's perfectly normal for a 1981 anime.
but in 2011 it was rebooted as a 3D animated series, featuring Chris and Joy and their robot Gizmo, who live in the 23rd century and are similarly sent back by the Superbook.
I've been looking at Jesus cartoons because because @RedFireSmedis found this ebay auction for an animation cell of Cartoon 90s Jesus and I'm trying to figure out what he's from
although now I'm wondering if the seller is just wrong and this isn't supposed to be jesus, and it's just some kind of beardy cartoon man who happens to be in a robe
WHY DO CHRISTIANS LOVE PUPPETS

IT SCARES ME SO
I don't want to know if there's a rational explanation for why this picture came up for my search on "jesus video animated"
ALWAYS THE PUPPETS
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS PUPPETS
everyone remember's Jesus's miracle of the orgasmic breaking of the giant cracker
ENGAGE FISH DUPLICATION MAGIC
out of my way, gotta find some jesus trees
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