Reasons why Mark Zuckerberg’s attempts to enter China reveal he is a self-loathing, soulless, sycophantic sack of shit.
A man-boy who - despite debasing himself to the lowest possible level in the eyes of the Politburo - has singularly failed to achieve the slightest success.
A net worth of $35b and all Mark would splash out on his company's CNY party was a pair of tacky fire crackers and a cheap Chinese brothel paper lantern.
After proving to the world that he can speak Mandarin to the same standard as a bad Skype connection, Mark was at it again in 2015 when he decided to give a speech to the students of Tsinghua University.
Have you watched it yet? I can understand if you didn't because it took me quite some time too. The first time I watched it I was so angry that I put my foot through the computer screen and sent Facebook the bill.
That’s it. Fucking shoot me now.
***Feminist trigger warning!!!***
So why did Mark marry Priscilla?
So if you have stopped so low to marrying a Chinese woman just to suck up to the CCP... what could the next step possibly be?
From the Daily Mail: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…
The leader reportedly snubbed the Facebook founder’s request to choose an honorary Chinese name for his unborn baby girl with wife Priscilla Chan.”
But it was at a spectacular White House dinner hosted by President Barack Obama in Xi’s honor on September 25 that Mark was brave enough to ask for the personal favor.”
But a source told PageSix that he received a definitive ‘no’ from a stony-faced Xi.”
Not only has Suckerberg learnt Mandarin, jogged in Beijing and married a daughter of the Yellow Emperor just so that he can suck up to Zhongnanhai, he also asked Xi Jinping to provide the name of his then unborn daughter.