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Her son is a weak little fag.
Her son watched Star Wars.
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The people are basic, stupid
I am however a man FOR the people
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Even if you were only a fraction as awesome as I am, you would be infinitely better than your current self
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Real movies do not lower your testosterone levels.
Life will avenge you when your woman leaves you.
No wife loves her husband the same after he fan boys over a fucking superhero.
“I’m just going to watch avengers hunny”
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