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Puzzle: you have a Brexiter, a backstop, a CU exit, the GFA and a US trade deal that you have to get across Lough Foyle 1/
If you leave the brexiter or the CU exit with the backstop unattended, they will eat the backstop 2/
If you leave the Brexiter with the CU exit or the US trade deal unattended, it will get overexcited and start dry-humping them and a fight will ensue 3/
If you leave the CU exit with GFA, it will eat the GFA and the US trade deal will run away 4/
You can only fit one thing in your boat at a time. How do you get all of them to the other side of the water? 5/
*additional info - the boat is a technological solution, and as such won’t be available for another 10 years 6/
**additional, additional info - by 10 years, I mean never in a million years. I’m just saying 10 years as it’s far enough in the future that I will probably have retired by then. Over to you brexit-brainiacs! 7/
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