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My mom asked to borrow my 2 folding tables...how many people are coming to this Seder...?
Well that answers the question...
Seder paused because one of the tables collapsed (not one if mine, for the record). #Seder
Lot of wine stains at this point... #Seder
Adding insult to injury, the matzo is stale. 😥

Guy sitting next to me "how can you even tell when matzo is stale." #Seder
There's a Moses action figure in the middle of the table.
My 5 year old step-niece eating gefilte fish might be the bravest thing I've ever seen. #Seder
We have plastic frogs that several of us have just been shooting back and forth the whole time. I managed to land one right in the rim of a glass...
Spill count is up to at least 4. Possibly a new record #Seder
We've now reached the part of the evening where the older folks compare ailments.

"I can't hear anything on the higher register"
"I've had a constant ringing in this ear for 20 years."
The guy with new hearing aids is fielding questions from like 5 people at the moment. #Seder
The re are some pickle bandits at this #Seder...the tray was empty by the time it got to me. Then my mom came back in and immediately blamed me.
My girlfriend: I wonder how long this frog has been in my shirt. #Seder
(This is probably how the frog get there.)
Update: a frog landed in Elijah's cup 30 seconds after we filled it with wine. #Seder
UPDATE--
Cups of wine so far: 3
Spills so far: 5
#Seder
My step father and step-niece (who's 15) spent about 15 minutes negotiating for the afikomen. She wanted $20 each for her and her siblings. He wanted to pay $20 total. Ended up at $15 each. She's got a future in negotiations. #Seder
Somehow we've reached the part of the #Seder where we're taking about undocumented immigrants...
The kids don't seem to have survived the seder...
I forgot to tweet about how, for the second year in a row, 3 of us played @hqtrivia and @hqwords with the sound off during dinner. Words is WAY harder with the sound off. #Seder
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