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Today I was boarding my flying unicorn when the one-legged leprechaun stewardess said, ‘Whoa, are you the Foo?’ I smiled and said yes and he (or she, it’s hard to know for sure with one-legged leprechauns) said, ‘OMG can you believe the crap Bill Kristol tweeted today?’
I laughed but before I could respond the centaur behind me snorted and said, ‘That plane tweet? CLASSIC.’ We all giggled and then the Yeti dressed up as a nun across the way offered to buy everyone a new pair of socks. Finally the pilot, a cranky chupacabra, came over the
intercom and announced the unicorn was about to take off and asked us to fasten our seatbelts. I winked at the one-legged leprechaun and then we all had a good laugh because even THIS is more believable than Kristol’s plane story.
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