Profile picture
, 4 tweets, 1 min read Read on Twitter
From now on, I'm going to be ridiculously overly sensitive to anything that offends my cultural heritage and American White Nationalistic belief systems.
Anyone who makes fun of my shitty American beer, bought by a multinational British company, taken over by a Belgian company, merged into a Canadian company that may or may not specialize in making 4wheelers, which I also like, is going to get a serious verbal smackdown.
So what if the pure mountain water comes from the creek that runs along 1-70 where all the magnesium chloride and road sludge runs into it, they've got a helluva filtration system, made in Norway I think, might be wrong about that.
Anyone criticizes hunting or gun ownership in my presence, I'm going to stop whatever I'm doing and scream at the sky.

And anyone who tries to take away my cured meat is getting bludgeoned with a slim jim
Missing some Tweet in this thread?
You can try to force a refresh.

Like this thread? Get email updates or save it to PDF!

Subscribe to IAmMtnchan
Profile picture

Get real-time email alerts when new unrolls are available from this author!

This content may be removed anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!