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Santa is a flatter from the other side of the ice wall? Santa doesn't understand the math of the horizon arc. I'll explain it to him if he asks nice.

Go higher Santa. Where'd you learn math, clown college acting school?
Rough estimate, off top of my head quick calculation, 22 miles off the surface about same as 1" off a 33' diameter ball. The trick is you're not nearly high enough up to lengthen the horizon sufficiently. The drop would be about 400', and 400' over a thousand miles away is an ant
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