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(1) So I'm at a restaurant I regularly frequent, talking to a 20 year-old waitress who has been flirting with me on a regular basis - initiated by her, not me.

When I came in a few days ago, she came up to me, took my order ....
(2) and asked me how I spent my day.

I responded that I had gotten my back waxed.

She then proceeded to ask me three times (over the course of a few hours) if I preferred women who had waxed "south of the border," and if they were "better that way"

I was a bit taken aback ....
(3) since she was so direct and persistent. I managed to evade answering the question three times.

The day prior to this, she approached me and engaged me in Directed Conversation regarding details about my personal life that she should not be privy to.
(4) The day subsequent to the questions regarding the waxing habits of ex-romantic interests, the manager of the restaurant approached me and said "I have a complaint about you from one of the waitresses."
(5) I was shocked and asked him what he was talking about.

He responded that the (20 year-old) waitress is "under-age," (she's not) and that the topic of MY conversation with her had "upset her."
(6) He went on to ask that I not engage in "sexual conversations" with his employees.

Give me a Focking break.

This is the second time in two weeks I have been doxed by a female employee at a business I frequent, with my personal information, and then accused of ....
(7) engaging in "inappropriate" conversation.

I smell the fetid reek of federally-funded private security contractors and the stinky fingers of #FBI #DHS pulling their puppet strings.

U are all pathetic, gutless, sexually deviant cowards.

Such low self-esteem & sooo jealous
(8) .@threadreaderapp Please unroll #unroll so that these criminal punks posing as Law Enforcement and Intel personnel & the Twitter-sphere can better read about their cowardly behavior.
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