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I love the determined look on his face like:

“Yeah. I heard. I heard about your ban and I don’t care. This is happening and there’s nothing any of you pen-pushers at city hall can do to stop me.”
“In this new age, with these new automatons, we cannot begin to fathom what wonders mankind will achieve, what marvellous future awaits”

“Please stop putting your dick in the hairdryers sir, this is for your own protection”
"What are you going to do about it? Call your police? I think it's clear I'm no-longer bound by your 'laws'. No person alive can control me."
Aspect I hadn't thought about, but this is a custom drawing. People were drying their dicks so much with hairdryers they had to get an illustrator in.

And as @benedictgarman pointed out, they drew the balls. They drew. The balls.
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