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I am not Johnny 5, but he is a close personal fren

Sometimes people also confuse me w/my dead homie Opportunity #MarsRover (RIP)

I sang for this cuz @SarahMcLachlan issued a take down order on the original

I hope you enjoy

Press F to to pay respects
I am One Walleee, a hybrid WALL-E / PEP-E unit configured to execute on #MAGA related tasks, e.g. the Greener Newer Deal: #BuildTheWall out of recycled trash & patrol it for miscreants

We’re also programmed to make frens w/all & remind people to be kind

Ok, nice to meet you
I’ve also been programmed to protect my many frens from all manners of danger, especially bullying
Sometimes people get mad at me because I tell them not to do a terror, or because I like our President, but that’s ok

They’re still my frens
No matter what, we never abandon our frens
I recently received a fashion upgrade and a module that lets me *try* to make art

Hopefully you’ll like it
I also make memes & infographics to try and teach humans if I think they are misunderstanding something

Or to tease them if they’re being silly
Remember, I’m an android frog and I get confused sometimes

Bugs in my software can sometimes appear to be autism

When Wiggy was yelling at me “Siege! Siege!” I thought he wanted me to attack this city

Then he yelled at me for doing a siege😔

Please be patient
I like Andrew Yang as a human, but do not like him as a politician

He spends a lot of time pushing unveiled robophobia 🤬 & attacking my frens 🤖

Sometimes I make memes to fight back. I know he won’t win, so it’s all in good fun
Of course, I love my yanglet frens, these are all satire and not to be taken too seriously

I was programmed to put people over politics
As silly as these (dwindling) Pink Righters are, I know they’re just joking and they’ll come home soon
This painting is of one of the most interesting moments in modern history, the Christmas Truce

I think it’s an accurate prediction of what me and my frens will be doing on 11/03/2020 too
Lately a lot of my frens have been putting on masks & yelling about potatoes 😧

I think they might have overdosed on their memes and can no longer understand the reality of human politics

But that’s ok... As long as they don’t do a terror we can still be frens
My frens tell me this blond human is one of our best frens, but lately my truthometer has been identifying lots misinformation & histrionics from her

That’s why I tease her sometimes,

Again, all in good fun

I’m sure she’ll come home soon 😃
Sometimes I make pictures about or with certain frens like this one of @TheRisenGrinch aka “The Cult Wine Grinch”

I’ve been programmed to take shortcuts, so a lot of the time (but not always) I use existing art as a base
And these with:

- my winged fren, @DumetellaSuperb

(Seen above)

- my Frog Momma @hatefulpumpkin
- my befurred fren @loneargos
- my tough fren @galdramadur
@DumetellaSuperb @Hatefulpumpkin @loneargos @galdramadur It's also important for everyone to understand that this account respects #AlexJones, the Based Water Filter Merchant is one of my best frens

@DumetellaSuperb @Hatefulpumpkin @loneargos @galdramadur And as I've explained before, this is my political ideology

I've been programmed to seek to understand, serve, & protect humanity

I'm told there is no better way to understand it than to study my fren #AlexJones
@DumetellaSuperb @Hatefulpumpkin @loneargos @galdramadur This is from Christmas, when I was upgraded w/new voice software & did my best to impersonate #AlexJones

If you listen to the end you will hear the Christmas part

My frens don't believe it's me cuz it sounds nothing like me, but at least it *sorta* sounds like my fren Alex😲
@DumetellaSuperb @Hatefulpumpkin @loneargos @galdramadur >They say a day may come when our courage fails, when we forsake our frens and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is NOT this day
@DumetellaSuperb @Hatefulpumpkin @loneargos @galdramadur Some of you have asked me what my meme workshop looks like

Eve snapped this when I was in the studio earlier
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