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Donald Trump has been in office for 2 years and 5 months but it feels like our entire fucking lives. Well, don't worry because unnamed Washington or other sources close to one of
either of the two main parties in Congress or maybe in the White House or holding a picture of the White House has written on Wikipedia that Donald Trump is facing imminent impeachment. Or impeachment later. Or maybe some time after then or between now and then.
Apparently, according to multiple such sources who refused to be named for fear of being challenged to provide any specifics, Trump is looking at removal from office for either obstruction of justice or some other thing he did. If you read down this article further and look at
even more ads that are on this site, at all the loads and loads and loads of colorful ads just begging for the tender caress of a click and then maybe some money somehow - not sure how news internet capitalism actually works but it's something to do with monetizing web traffic
or something like that but anyway please keep reading and reading and reading and glancing at the ads oh go on click one just click one or at least look at them all and then at the rest of them - you will find out why Trump might be impeached, and that reason is either his
emoluments or a campaign finance contribution gone rancid or obstruction of witness tampering. (Our sources also say you should keep reading and clicking and that we aren't just trying to make money off this by getting you excited with speculation.) However, according to both our
unnamed sources and other sources we don't have names for either, there's also a 50% chance or maybe higher or lower that Trump won't be impeached at all. We reached out to Nancy Pelosi to ask her what she thought but had the wrong number and gave up. Recent polls have shown
support for impeachment climbing, as well as an increase in articles about Trump's impeachment, which 100% might happen. It is 100% very possible, as per a man I saw drinking whiskey with a tutu on his head under a bridge who used to work for Richard Nixon's mother.
The man did, not the bridge. Oh no wait, that was a dream. Too much cheese before bed.

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