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Who names a racehorse Sir Winston?

I mean, were Lady Dalrymple Has Lost Her Way, Discounted Packet Of Onion Crisps, and 7 Shakes Of A Lamb's Whiskers all taken?
A racehorse named Sir Winston is like a jaeger called Monster Hunter.
Racehorses should all have names like the signs Mr. Peanutbutter has made for parties or what's even the point of the whole hideous spectacle?
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