Then he looked at me with his beady gothic eyes and told me that he never knew his birth parents. Dun dun dun.
"Wat." Probably what I said.
But he reassured me as only a gallant goth can do. Just because he's the ANTICHRIST I didn't have to worry, he was having too much fun on earth to bring about its destruction. Then he looked at me like...say thanks.
"I'll wait for you," he said Satanically.
"That dude is batshit fucking crazy," I said manically. They went into PROTECC mode.
Manja, a strong German woman, said "schön Abend, schön Abend, schön Abend" every time he tried to talk to me. He got visibly upset and started almost yelling at her in German. Yeah...
DAMIEN (or MIKE) left sadly.
"She saw something in me, something dark," he will whisper. "She knew I was the REAL DEAL and she couldn't handle all of my demon."