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A Man and His Son

1. A man returned home from a long business trip and found his son playing with an expensive toy.

“Who bought you that?” asked the dad.
2. “I did,” replied the boy. “I bought it with the money I earned hiking.”

“Hiking?” asked his father. “Who pays anyone to go hiking?”
3. “Mr. Jones next door,” replied the boy. “Every time he came around to see Mommy, he gave me $5 and told me to take a hike.”

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