I was kinda getting concerned about KSA’s failure thus far to slaughter AAAAALLL the children of Yemen yet - but the president’s going to veto!

Pro-life presidents are the best. #ThanksTrump

“US Senate to hold vote to block arms deal with Saudi Arabia”
twitter.com/i/events/11414…
It’s such a wonderful feeling to know I can never go on hajj because I’ve trashed Saudi Arabia and MbS so much on Twitter.

Much ra7ma. Wow ummah. Very mutadayyin.
Thomas Friedman would be allowed to do hajj before me.

Bet.
And thus concludes @MsEntropy’s bi-monthly rage explosion over the fact that Mecca and Medina aren’t internationally administered cities.

You want to talk haram?

Abraj Al-Bait dwarfing al-Masjid al-Haram.

HONESTLY.
NEVERMIND. Turns out I’m not done yet. GOT ANOTHER RAGE TWEET ABOUT SAUDI CONTROL OF MECCA IN ME.

The Paris Hilton store’s Mecca Mall branch.

Wallahi.
OH WAIT THERE’S MORE SOMEHOW.

The fact that I can’t talk to my friends in Saudi Arabia anymore, because I’d like for the state to not execute them.

Fuck that also.
I’m convinced that there’s ajr in bitching about MbS and KSA.

As if I wasn’t takfired already.

🤷🏻‍♀️
I’d title this thread “And that’s the moment where I realized I’d never get to do hajj” except I’m pretttttty sure I crossed that bridge a couple years back.

Somehow, I suspect God will forgive me.
Oh yes and also MbS is BFFs with Jared Kushner, so score another “gonna be nah from me, bruh” to KSA
AND ANOTHER THING
Isn’t it super cool timing to give Saudi Arabia a fuckton of weapons the day the UN report pinning #Khashoggi’s murder on MbS was released?

Human rights and global democracy and law and order presidencies and shit are awesome
Oh also dunno about you but I’m stoked to have John Bolton and Tom Cotton with their “bomb Iran” fetish around right now because that makes giving Saudi Arabia more weapons like even way cooler somehow

“Something something ancient sectarian war nothing to do with geopolitics”
Oh, those halcyon days when the US was only fucking up Shias and Sunnis in Iraq and inciting ye olde “ancient and eternal sectarian warfare and hatred by which I mean knowing precisely fuckall about geopolitics and history etc and then letting Iran & Saudi escalate this shit”
For those of you who don’t know what I’m referring to when I mentioned Mecca’s Abraj al-Bait atrocity in this here Tweet, DON’T WORRY, BOO. I GOT A VISUAL AID FOR YOU ON THE WAY.
See that teeny, tiny black cube I’ve helpfully circled in red? So that’s Islam’s holiest place, in Mecca.

Okay, now see if you can spot the next item..LOOK CAREFULLY!You might miss that giant Big Ben godawful whatever the awful hideous nonsense yes that would be Abraj al Bait.
Well.

It appears NIECE has stepped in to save the day. I’ve been a horrible khweila and owe her a phone call.

Pretty good stopping point, tbh.
My niece is so much cooler than yours and if you can’t appreciate the dark humor here, I invite you to unfollow.
The best part of this story is the end: why NIECE wanted to talk to me tonight. See...she’s considered a career in international diplomacy.

Yes, I diplomatically gave her my diplomatic opinion on international diplomacy. I was just born this way; what can I say? #blessed

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