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#OnceUponATime,Six Blind fellows came in front of an elephant.
The first guy, Abraham by name, felt up the trunk and declared elephant is long & flexible.
When the elephant started probing with its trunk, seeking food, Abraham pushed his son to front.
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#StoryOfReligions
#OnceUponATime,Six Blind fellows came in front of an elephant.
The first guy, Abraham by name, felt up the trunk and declared elephant is long & flexible.
When the elephant started probing with its trunk, seeking food, Abraham pushed his son to front.
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Elephant a herbivore, returned the child to Abraham.
Next guy Moses, when he approached, elephant lifted up its head & trunk.
Moses reached its leg, declared it is solid, straight like pillar & not flexible. He issued commandments, rigid, inflexible & hard as elephant hide.
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Next guy Moses, when he approached, elephant lifted up its head & trunk.
Moses reached its leg, declared it is solid, straight like pillar & not flexible. He issued commandments, rigid, inflexible & hard as elephant hide.
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Next guy, Siddhartha was tall, he could reach upto the ears, declared elephant is flat, thin and broad and provides comforting wind when you move it.
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Next was Paul,
when he went, the elephant turned away, and he hit its stomach, declared elephant is a huge wall,
and whoever does not agree, he would smash them on the wall.
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when he went, the elephant turned away, and he hit its stomach, declared elephant is a huge wall,
and whoever does not agree, he would smash them on the wall.
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When Mohammed went next, the elephant had turned away further and he stumbled upon the tail and declared elephant is like a broom and whoever does not agree he would wipe them away from earth.
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When Richard went next, the elephant had had enough of being groped around by blind men, it lifted its tail, dropped some dung and went its way.
Richard felt around and declared that elephant does not exist, its all made up shit.
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Richard felt around and declared that elephant does not exist, its all made up shit.
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The mahout sitting on the elephant said- "ekam sat viprah bahudhah vadanti" and observed 33 crore parts to elephant.
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Meanwhile those who came after the blind men were acrimoniuosly fighting to settle the matter of elephant.
Taslima @taslimanasreen felt Richard @RichardDawkins is right. But her friends thought she insults Mohammed and drove her away.
Ayaan @Ayaan and Sam @SamHarrisOrg thinks all that dung should be used as manure to grow fruit trees and matter should end there.
Ayaan @Ayaan and Sam @SamHarrisOrg thinks all that dung should be used as manure to grow fruit trees and matter should end there.
Tulsi @TulsiGabbard thinks mahout can get the elephant to be around, to have continuous supply of dung to grow orchard and feed everyone fruits.
Stautory Declaration: The incidents and characters of above tweets are all imaginary and any resemblance to dead people (even if having similar names) is purely imagination of the reader and their sole responsibility.
2nd Stautory Declaration: Mention of the word religion in first tweet does not refer to any existing religion and any thought otherwise on part of reader is imagination of the reader alone.
Meanwhile the Elephant reached home after its encounter with the six blind men and rested 
