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Young women in academia you wanna get ahead listen up here's some appropriate dress recommendations for ultimate respectability guaranteed:
Some say you should never wear large earrings when you give a talk because it implies you want to distract the audience. If you want to wear large earrings but not be thought an idiot, why not distract the audience from their femmephobic critique with this very fine banana hat
Why not consider a dress made of literal trash bags. Sustainable AND affordable on a casual wage.
Nothing screams "respect and obey me" like a horse demon costume. Try it sometime for guaranteed success at your next department meeting.
People love brides. Why not make a wedding dress your daily garb. They won't even see your sharp feminist critiques coming!
Absolutely no one is going to mess with you in this baby. NO ONE would dare make a comment rather than ask a question at your next conference presentation if you don this outfit
And finally if all else fails, don't forget to crack out your "old white man" costume. Respect and citations are only a beard away!
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